Jonnyboy

Quentin Crisp Crispin Glover ... Erm...

Dune Barry Hypo Sarnia St George

Not even sure what I did. Hey ho. It's a lovely sunny day today wouldn't you agree everyone?

What are the other 4?

CB Fry gives Turkish delight.

Turks only likes one cake: *drumroll*... Turkish Delight

What, below Griffo? *droops*

Haha, do it quietly Halo like those lovely red lips tell you

Must be a bloody long album!

Such a tease.

Diane Abbott would be good.

She's on record as saying she fancies guys in their 50s though.

I picture him refering to most of us as "those curry f*cks."

Does SteveGrant refer to all his customers as "bellends?"

That would be fun. Let's go to town and you can stand there with one of those Free Hugs signs round you neck. I can plot the graph of attractiveness versus scream induced-by-erection volume!

What level of attractiveness causes a smirking boner when you get a hug?

Just don't go punching her in the face Kelv OK?

Is Deppo still on there?

"LOL" and, er..."LOL"

Im surprised anyone on the forum can even see your posts anymore tbh.

Gawww, she's so lovely

The expression on his face when Di Maria grabbed him was brilliant!

You sad b*stards!