Jonnyboy

Is it set in Buckingham Palace?

OK sorry went a bit far there with JB's Cosmopolitan Advice Corner. In conclusion, I really like tits.

If the only way to feel relaxed is for you to be Hot then go Hot. But I'd say Boobs, legs, makeup etc can either intimidate a guy who may already be quite nervous, or even overexcite him. Most good looking women are hot whatever they're wearing so long it's not a sack or a burka, so just let your personality shine through. By the way, is it one of the guys off of here?

I tend to just use my bare hands.

Climate change deniers in dodgy results shocker: http://the-daily.buzz/scientist-exposed/?ts_pid=2

Ahem. Should be in general sports.

If every position had a back up player at his quality we'd win the league.

I'd drop Pelle, Elia and JWP but he can't with the first two because of the Dutch connection.

TV pundits saying Lovren handball never a penalty. Idiots.

Have the ex-player been getting any songs?

See Mourinho on Motd last night.

Any decent streams out there? Not job is a bit ropey.

I think there's a fair amount of subconscious big match anxiety going on.

Don't worry Lou. You'll have learned now that Turkish, Griffo, This Charming Man, Patrick_Bateman and Sour Mash are all pretty much identikit EDL/UKIP fans and best ignored.

Such a shame Palace only hit the post at the death. Didn't want arsenal to win.

Sign was for the media and other fans. The apology was on behalf of all decent fans.

Mane is tribute to the man's lion-like qualities!

Just checked. Their goal difference is +1 for the season and they still aren't even in the top half. Nothing to see here.

4p in the £ obviously!

IS wasn't known as IS back then.

Don't get me wrong, I'm looking forward to him fulfilling the definite potential there.

(What a waste of our £5 subs)

Ayeeee. Good for fishing with if you know what I mean me old goaty goaty.

OK I'm out of my depth now. Bye! *scuttles back into hole*

Inspired by your post - A 1980 Toyota Land cruiser because I went round Australia in one when I was 23.