Jonnyboy

Sure it wasn't Paul Allen?

No.

Im ready. My time has come. #destiny

kiddie fiddler?

Not unexpected. Fullstop.

What happened to the early kickoff?

Be brilliant if they dont get promoted. Surely he's got to retire soon too?

Hold on, does this make me your stepdad? #confused

ie Beatts ****ged your mum.

Still waiting to be offered two tickets please.

"Spineless goblin" lol

#spoiledkids

I think she's one that will age badly.

Would snap up two or three tickets if anyone has any spares?

Nice work if you can get it.

Well we would not want the buy to let entrepreneurs who are saving our country to make a loss on their investment would we?

If you they hadn't signed Jervis they probably would be in the relegation zone by now.

why is everyone so accepting of these buy to let multimillionaires? they dont get spat on and told to go home.

Hey Sanjay! Are you related to anyone on here?

"I think it’s cos the Portsmouth fans like me so much. It’s a love-hate relationship." So that last line is implying he hates skates no? :-)

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This is like watching Neighbours but without the hot chicks like Natalie Umbrella.

Huge amounts of people with money already are.

Someone can't add up. When it says 700 that means approx 700 individuals.

All population counts are estimated figures. Anyway its in brackets before IPPR (whatever that is).