Jonnyboy

Are they down yet?

Kanu knows that Mayuka is a very superstitious young man and told him that St Mary's is cursed with a Pompey witch doctor's possessed skate replica shirt buried under the pitch.

he bombed it down the line and got a cross in a couple of times i thought.

I need a drink.

Boruc man of the match, fcking yes!!

It's a fix!

Jrod you gimp!

Funny match to reach 9 pages.

Hmmm becchio worries me.

Yosh earns his £.

The Lord is good.

Starting to get sick of Ramirez.

Jos wtf?

Last season I thought lallana had put his crap shooting behind him.

Yoshi defo not a right back.

3 chid corners.

Everyone just wants to be post #101.

Why is the Match thread open early? The match hasn't started yet ffs!

Drove past a car that said 10 lessons for £99, which to me seemed like a bargain... 15 years ago it was more like 20 quid an hour not 10.

Aren't lunatics stupid?

Was that Dennis Rodman's idea?

CB Fry out. HE IS KILLING THIS CLUB!

But you've lost your child benefit! I thought that had caused an urgent financial crisis??

Definitely the forest. Then when you are alone with her, you can whip out those golden balls!

What other phones have you owned?