Jonnyboy

Obviously you'll be needing someone like me to keep tabs on your missus while you are away. Just PM the details.

Did you notice Cilla Bear is trying to set us up as a couple? It's these sort of responses that are going to break us my spudgun.

Reminds me of a kid at school who invented his own language. It was like a mix of Latin and Elvish.

Lovely place apparently.

Good answer. So basically they're all corporate sellouts ;-) Has your mate got any jobs going?

I think the phrase is: he was already on his way down.

Sorry Nige but you've just got to let it go, your services aren't needed no more.

Feeling tempted to go last minute, are tickets available on the gate?

So still contracting.

Erm that was a dive but Silva shouldve been given a pen a little later.

How come all these stars play dubai and not southampton?

You can buy mine for 200, itd exactly the same.

Lolz. So who will be the administrators?...winky...

Lets just wait and see if we stay up this season eh?

Its funny how Boruc and Fox have the same sort of confident walk and posture, but only one of them is world class.

TBF the commentators have been bigging up Saints all of this half.

"Sir Rickie Lambert?!!" Lol!

At least no Alpine today.

And its all Southampton COYR!

Did your dinner date stand you up tonight?

They look like scoring everytime they go forward... edit - goal.

Controversial!

Please concentrate on your date.

Good stream but f*ckin bias commentators.

Training bras?