Jonnyboy

no attempt to play the ball, clearly decided to bring the player down with force.

Clyne had to cover left back ffs.

What a charming goal celebration.

Oh Yes!!!

No but you're sick (I think).

Nasri vs Fox, hmmmm....

Very good.

What about cinnamon Grahams?

About time too!

Can't you do a video link interview over the net these days?

Does the virgin superhub have usb so I could plug in a hard drive for sharing? Cheers.

I have the basic Virgin modem with a Netgear wireless router. It doesnt reach the upstairs rooms that well. Is there a better option out there?

You're a slippery one that's for sure ;-)

Um, have you seen team America?

Have you seen eternal sunshine?

Have you seen alien?

Can hermaphrodites get married under biblical law.?

yeah, but they lease it off us

You could do New Zealand and keep applying for UK jobs until you get one (possibly ending up like Saint in Paradise though).

Saints academy players, upon being invited to view rivals' training facilities:

The funniest thing is they have to go begging to borrow the use of that local smashed-up squat/rec. Where did all the money go pompey? WTFILN. As owned by Saints FC.

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/trending/VIDEO-hitchhiker-saves-woman-from-attack-gives-best-NSFW-interview-ever.html

That doesn't even make sense.

Rule 1 ffs!