Surely the OP wasn't a choice between two bad things, but more would you take a bad thing in exchange for a good thing.
I'm sure we all have had such experiences in our lives already...
I won £5K off a Natwest student prize draw about 10 years back. It was open to anyone with a student/graduate account and I hadnt been a student for nearly 3 years.
This.
Plus it was funny yesterday as he gave both the "leftie" BBC and CH4 very scathing interviews and cut them both short.
Like the footage of him telling the US senate to do one as well.