Spudders

Pepsi is better with a good single malt

I had Torquay, Huddersfield & Swansea as a treble. Always a dissapointment when it's blown on the first game!

It does not surprise me at all that you still use Jiff in your neck of the woods, but for the rest of society not still in the 80's remember we all use Ciff now

Is there not a gap (where the water comes out) that you could stuff/wedge the towel into? Not sure the shape of your toilet but with mine there’s no part of it that I couldn’t get a soaked towel to stay covering if I needed to I’d be worried if my shower water was rusty coloured (unless I lived in a third world country in which case I guess it’s the norm). I’d imagine it would mean one of the follow; 1) There is something wrong with your water supply (if the shower water comes direct from the supply) 2) Someone is trying to kill you by adding chemicals to your water supply (have you upset anyone recently?) 3) Your shower may be supplied from a big tank in the attic and it also contains several dead pigeons slowly decomposing and making your water look a rusty colour 4) The pipes in your home (or outside, that supply your home) are old and are starting to rust

Get an old towel, cloth, etc and soak it in whatever cleaner you want to use and leave it lying over it. The stuff being soaked in the cloth should mean it stays on the limescale and soaks in. Also, vinegar is good for removing limescale. Failing that, would actually blocking the toilet with something and then filling it right up with water and bleach and leaving it for a while do the trick?

Good spot

What a load of balls. Come on mack, we all know you were banned because they found out about your secret love for the scum! The sooner pompey goes under totally, the sooner you can officially come out of the closet as one of us!

I had a mate who fell asleep at the wheel on the M5 motorway about 7am one morning, having been to an all night rave in Exeter. He drove off the road at exactly the point where one of those metal barriers beside the hard shoulder started so it literally launched him up like a ramp. Apparently that didn't even wake him up, however landing on his roof certainly did the trick! Coincidentally there was a police car on the other side of the motorway that has stopped a woman, so he was lucky, otherwise he could have been there for a while before someone noticed him!

Deppo that is absolutely brilliant, across between royal rumble and hungry hungry hippos.

Let's hope she never gets bored of your man odour, you could find yourself meeting an untimely end I'd usually go for coffee over tea. At home Nescafe Gold blend. At work a skinny latte or a mocha if I'm treating myself.

Crumbs! ...... As much as this really shouldn't be funny, the thought of this guy waking up all confused and sleepy and wondering where he was, did make me laugh. As an anonymous pilot writes, “One pilot recently came clean and admitted he had ‘woken up’ in the cruise on a flight over Africa. He was unsure how long he had been asleep. That’s why there are two of us up front, right? Only problem was his colleague was at the same time enjoying some ‘controlled rest’ (company-sanctioned sleep) in the seat alongside him…

Assume there will be a game between us and Man U as well, as part of the Chamberlain/Owen deal?

Allegedly

Maybe they have been busy counting their money

Nothing I have heard come out about Cortese has changed my opinion of him since I had that meal with him last year. His ambition and determination to ensure the club is successful was so obvious it made me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Based on his business background and him as a person, I suspect he’d have been that ambitious anyway, but I think with the untimely departure of Markus, that’s just made him even more determine. I said before I met the man that I was unsure about the approach he'd taken for certain things, but my opinion changed dramatically after meeting him. This news from Hypo really doesn’t surprise me at all.

Agreed. A year or so ago I was in the 'I don't want them to go totally out of business' camp, but now I feel they should just be put out of their misery. Whilst some of the individual stories coming out of the club are funny for us to laugh at, as a whole the overall situation and the way they have carried on (and continue to) is disgusting.

After I'd finished the London marathon I saw a woman cross the line who'd coated the inside of her legs in blood and sweat.

Stoke got it wrong, they didn't speed it up enough

No it's not big news and it's not groundbreaking, you're right. But during a period where things are a bit quiet I personally think it's worth the club running as a story if it is true. It's another move that shows a bit more ambition from the club. Personally, it's a story that I'd be happy to read about on the offical site confirming it as fact. I won't cheer about it but I'll be pleased if true.

It'd be nice for it to be confirmed wouldn't it? At the moment we still don't know if it's actually true do we?

Pleased with that, the two teams I'd hoped for to go down.

Still nothing official on this then! Maybe the club are going to do one massive big announcement of this, season tickets & new kit.

Yes yes, I can't compete with the higher standard you get when subscribing to pay sites!

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Even knowing this used to be a guy, I'd be tempted after a few beers.