Spudders

I always feel a bit sorry for girls on websites like that or dating websites that have a picture of them pointing the camera at themselves. It's a shame as I'd be more than happy to help them out with the pic taking. Re those, it'd be fair to say I'm be happy to smash all their back doors in, but if I had to narrow it down I'd go for one of either: 2, 4, 5, 6, 14, 16, 17, 18, 26, 28 or 30. Prob 28 or 30 if I really had to narrow it.

If this is the case I hope you are a girl

Ahhhhhh, it's all starting to make sense now

But don't forget guys, once shirts are released, Alps then has to wait an additional 6 weeks more than the rest of us, as the XXXXXXXXXL size shirts have to be especially made to order.

Poor photoshopping

Rupert

That's a pretty high percentage. I don't think that even Deppo is that sure that he is Deppo when posting as Deppo!

Yeah it seems that way! I also have similar 'issues' when on gym equipment where I used to have to be watching the time clock at 11:11, then at 22:22, 33:33, etc. I tried to make myself stop doing that, but now I have to ensure I don't see the time at 11:11, 22:22, etc so I've basically just reversed it not got over it! I don't like to have my car stereo on an odd volume number when driving either (accept 13 which I'm ok with!)

I am looking forward to 11/11/11 @ 11:11:11am. I don't think the world will end, but I like it when dates and times match like that. For some reason I often look at a clock at say 22:22:00 or there abouts, so then I'll keep watching it until the seconds get to 22 so it's 22:22:22. (I'm a bit odd really).

Or maybe you're just a retard?

We would not be allowed a national day in case it offended someone.

When does Man U's season finish?

Maybe that's why the skates are in such a mess financially. Their additional fingers means they keep giving out extra change

Are you aware of Rule 1?

Did you look at the 'woman' (and I use that term loosely) in the picture with the article? I have indicated on the picture why I will not be going

Crikey, is that still going!

Sadly we are going to see this sort of thing on a daily basis from now until either (a) it happens (b) the summer transfer window closes.

The sooner they introduce the allowance of a driver to press a button which releases an oil slick behind them the better. It worked well on wacky races.

This made me laugh too! I can understand him having a go at grabbing someone to start with to be seen to be doing his job, but once everyone else ran past I thought he'd have just let him go, but he really didn't want to let go of the lad did he!

Are the championship offering a play-off place to the third from bottom finisher next season then? (But it would be a mental situation if it ever did happen! The police would freak out!)

And we can sing that Amarillo song back at them!

This for me. I went on with everyone after we avoided relegation against Sheffield, but today I won't be bothering. Don't really see the point, would much rather see the players do a lap.

what's his issue with the flag?

Cheers. On that basis I'd go for between 18,000 to 19,000 next season. It'd be great to get 25k+ but if we couldn't get that many in the prem, I don't see where they'd suddenly come from now? I think we'd need a few years of good solid progress before we see a significant increase in numbers, certainly to get more than we had in the prem would be a massive surprise. But will depend on season ticket prices.

That is one of the funniest things I have read in a long time. When you take into consideration the vast amounts of classics we've already read over the duration of this thread, that is going some!