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All these puns are beginning to wayne now...

Sorry, but this is only going to go one way. I hope Im wrong, but Im going to watch this and any movement into racism/xenophobia etc will be pounced on.

I have it on good authority that is is, in fact, Franks Cousin.

Stupid stupid women. She should have said "My daughter is young, would it be possible for a female driver", a perfectly sensible request IMHO, and then she wouldnt have got hersefl in the sh*t. Serves her right for being a daft and racist.

ARe you saying that Baj is fat Scu?

Meh, last time this was tried Baj dished out some deletions and I think some infractions as it is basically spamming.

Nope, working fine and dandy for me.

OK, cool. I dont have any knowledge of it at all, was just my view and Im happy for it to be corrected. I understand you have your reasons for not revealing your info or sources, so Im happy to believe you.

I think you might find that from the Banks POV, Lowe is running the finances to their liking on the players wages side of things and keeping the ship a float. Im not sure you can attribute all the missing fans at SMS to Lowe either.

I dont get it. Not the signing, OK so he is a kid but bring him on if we feel he can add something. What I dont get is the need for the PR exercise on the pitch prior to the Wolves game. What is this about?

What type of Wedding and reception are you having? I guess there are few basic type and all have their certain plus and minus points for Wedding filming: Pre-Wedding filming. I will assume that you and the Bride will be leaving from different places for the ceremony. If this is the case, you WILL need either 2 cameras or someone that is mobile and doesn’t mind being a runner. Things to capture pre-Wedding are: Groom getting suited and booted with the Bestman and Parents etc. A simple shot of putting the bowtie on etc is really nice and starts the video off well. Add to this some footage of you driving away from the house on the way to ceremony. The Bride and Bridesmaid(s). A lot of filming here of her getting ready, getting make up done and posing for photos with her family. Don’t forget this is HER day more than it is yours. Get footage of her and her entourage getting into the car and driving away. Get the filmer to get to the ceremony BEFORE the Bride. Once there, they can film them arriving and getting out of the car. A few things to consider before hand are: Does the church/registry office allow filming during the ceremony? Do they require the videographer to be a member of the Videographers Guild (or whatever its called) as a lot of Anglican Churches specify this,as do some registry offices. Can you get someone who is willing to stand at the back with a tripod and film it. What you need to capture at the Church: Guests getting seated Close up of the Groom and Bestman looking nervous before the Bride arrives. Bride entering Ceremony. Capture ALL of it and edit later, its better to have it and bin it than not to have it at all, the joys of digital. The signing of the register. Try and get this before all the guests pop up with the snappy cams as flash looks nasty on film. The Groom and bride leaving the church. This is where 2 cameras come in handy as one can get a shot from inside and one from outside. A few of the official photos being taken (if you are having them) The Bride and Groom leaving for the reception with confetti. What you need to capture at the Reception. Bride and Groom arriving. This means getting away before them and finding a nice shot as they turn up Guests arriving and drinks being had People mingling and talking. Get a few “hellos” from BOTH sides of the families here before people start to drink. The Line Up. Its going to be long, but film it all, a la the ceremony. People taking their seats. ALL of the speeches, maybe from 2 angles. A few sweeping shots of the meal being eaten, but don’t intrude on people eating as it makes for crap shots and boring viewing. Cutting of the cake. If your Photographer insists on a “fake” cake cutting for them to photograph, get in on that as it will look better than the free-for-all at the real one with guests taking snap shots. The “real” cake cutting from a distance to capture the guests as well as this gives a feel of enjoyment and people will love seeing themselves. The First Dance is a must, get it all, including the Bestman/Bridesmaid and Fathers/Mothers. A few shots of people dancing. Now, another great thing to have here, which is rather easy to sort out but gives a great bit of footage is the following: At the reception, find a quiet room where the videographer can set up the camera on a tripod with decent light. Get the Bestman to politely ask various guests during the night to pop to the room and film them wishing your and your Bride a greeting. Make sure you get AT LEAST the direct relatives, Bestman and Bridesmaids. Add to this is distant relatives and friends for more “fun” messages and clean jokes. Now you have your footages, you obviously need it edited and cur for viewing. If you feel you can, have a go yourself, but if not, a cunning plan is to pop to your local Uni and find the Media department. Here you will find students, but don’t let that put you off. They will need a project and you have raw footage… what could make a better solution to both the problems! Speak to a few students and choose one that you like and sells their work well, keeping in mind that if you don’t like that they have done, you haven’t lost any footages as you still have all the raw data. Give them a brief of what you want (some monochrome shots, some still…) and give them some info on the Wedding: Guest list – who is who so they can make sure they don’t forget to include anyone special in the final edit. They can also add titles to the “greeting” footages detailed above. The colour scheme. A lot of video doesn’t render the colours as you had them on the day, so make sure you give them direction so they can add the correct colours to the menus etc. The schedule – what happened in what order so they can piece it together in the correct way. What you DON’T want cut – tell them if you want all the ceremony and all the speeches, if not you ight find they cut bits out you really wanted. The music of the day – Give them a CD with the songs one from the day (first dance song, 2nd dance song, 3rd dance song; some other music the DJ played; any music you had during the meal etc.) They can hopefully match up the good quality songs with the music on the video for a nice sync. Give them any digital photos you have already as they can add these as cut-shots and also as a “digital album” as a bonus feature on the DVD. Hope this makes sense.

John Zorn - Moonchild. This. Is. Awesome. Stuff.

(And it pains me to say this, but...) Snore....

Whoever invented INS should be banned.

INS filter.

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah - Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

No, Im pretty sure my ratio of about 2591* "stringings" to 10 or so losses isnt that much cause for alarm. (* 18years x 6strings x 4guitars x 6restringsperyear)

Just broke the high e; but also somehow ****ed up when trimming the d, causing it to unravel and its now to short to use again.

Saints lost, Sky+ missed Top Gear for some ****ing reason, it rained a lot, broke a new set of guitar strings. Crap all in all. 2/10.

Total cuisine?

TBH, if you knew in advance that the chef was off working somewhere else and the YTS kids were doing the cooking that night, then you would be a mug for expecting haute cuisine.

If no-one linked it at the time, even on fans, then why as soon as some bored journo decides to link the two does it become gospel? The play has even come out and said "no, its nothing to do with that". I, for one, feel we should give Norris the benefit of the doubt here. Its not like he scored and then held up a banner saying "Well Done McCormick", is it? It looks to be like someone, a journo, saw the celebration and though "Hmm, that looks a little bit like a hand cuff sign", which is does a little bit I guess, then he went "hold on, Norris used to play for Plymouth and THATS WHERE THAT KEEPER WAS THAT KILLED THOSE KIDS! Damn, Thats a story right there...." All a bit to speculative for me.

The Daily Mail will not be happy with this...

Admirals Landing, thats the one. My cousins lived near there and I watched the QPR game in there.