Pancake

Yeah wot Trousers sed, he's got da mad skills wot I ain't got on da mobe.

I see the Saints foundation are auctioning Fonte's yellow away, as featured in the "all but these 4" above.

I have to say, that's not at all bad. ~13km run in 90 mins whilst playing the ball, covering people and fast direction changes. Impressive States to be honest. But. Doesn't mean he actually did anything during all that running. Personally I like him, but he does need to start chipping in with assists and goals or he will be out on his ear.

JRod and Juanmi in for Tadic and Pelle for me

But it does retain possession, which keeps the play with us and allows us to build whilst stopping the other team from having the ball. No?

[emoji33][emoji33][emoji33] Are Overgrounds allowed?!?!?

No I think Col is ok with that at the moment but had played it on the 2nd Monday of the month it would have been against the Jupiter Convention Of Fair Play and we would have had him. So, let's take a quick jump to Hammersmith to quell this issue and take up the Tiverton repeal of no additional Piccadilly unless a northern diagonal is played before 12.30.

Surrey Quays. Yes I did. Oh yes.

2or 3-0 to Utd

Stop ****ing with a working team. 3-0 in the last game says Wanyama et al should have had to fight their way back in.

Tyler is a cock, but I actually think that was an expression about the football being played by Martial rather than the fact it was a Utd goal.

DOUBLE TOWER HILL KLAXON! Was played yesterday and as we haven't been to Swiss Cottage it can't be played again! Infraction please judges! Ok, let's go to Swiss Cottage next (dirty snorts of laughter)

Playing the Roxy card to The Strand.

This is getting a bit personal fellows! Chalk Farm? Ok let's go back Waterloo East under the Jubilee Law.

Infraction upheld! Battersea is only proposed, not ready yet! Ha ha!

Classic. Doffs cap to you sir, one of the finest moves on here. So, being the risk taker I am and knowing the Great Fire Escape clause I'm going to jump the Thames to London Bridge.

Hmmm. Is this valid? Pretty sure the MCC ruled it out in 1895 but I cant find the notes online. If Im wrong, thenI will accept it and move to Barbican

He said his ctossing, so I think it was a reference to Targett's ****ing skills.

**** presser, nothing there at all.

As indicated in his presser, he wants the Dutch national job "in the future... after the last year of my (Saints) contract". So, who would you like to replace him?

Ah, the classic move of a weasel, well back at you and direct to Blackfriars!

Tower Hill.

Ah, I can play the Ealing switchback and hit Queensway!

Why you cheat of us Mr Hatch?

This, I've been a Shelvey fan for a while.