Pancake

You are a wonderful piece of post modern art, ART.

Worst Bond sequel ever.

I ****ing love Mars bars.

You'll have to explain that one to me mate.

Interesting that we haven't won with Vic on the pitch this season. Just sayin' (In domestic competitions I mean)

Ah but they haven't been long enough for the curse to take shape. It will start with a niggling injury, maybe a red card. Then they will be dropped and hounded by fans on forums. Then they will lose form, score an OG or give away a vital penalty. Then comes the big injury, the sell on to a lowly side or the condemnation from the manager that they aren't good enough. Give it time

It comes down to horses for courses doesn't it? If Ron thinks the oppo will allow us to play a certain way or wants us to dictate the way the games goes he will play who he thinks is best. At best this will allow us to be flexible and more dynamic that last season when things aren't working. At worst, it gives him a selection headache when people are all on form.

This, we will obviously continue to stagger his return with MT starting and RB coming on as and when we can.

Absolute legend. Get him on the banner.

Pompey Takeover Saga Disorder.

Daft question, but any streams?

Superb move! I shall follow on with Temple, taking the Dawson (1956) rule 328b which now means no south of the river moved until we play a rhyming couplet.

Oh you saucy chap, it does indeed. Hmm, I think I can safely play St Pauls.

Hmmm, no moves for a while. Think TB put them off a bit. So, Using the Baron Jones-Smith flip flop to Upminster Bridge.

This really,. Jay and Long, Jay and Juanmi, Jay and Mane, Jay and Seager...

Good news on both counts there. Ryan cant start, no way as he looked ****ed after 45 mins last night. He might get a 15 min cameo if we are cruising. And as above, Pelle needs some time off and we need to see what Jay, Long or Mane can do if they are called upon.

Yes this. Despite by "First team or ****ing dont bother" yesterday, it should be "first team but rest Pelle and Vic or dont ****ing bother" TBH.

Aaaaaaand Saints concede. Shocker.

Cracking finish.

First team or don't ****ing bother at all imho. We saw yesterday that they need to get to know each other's games.

You guys realise Cedric is 24 and only 4 games into his debut Premier League season yeah? Not sure I like this trend for instant gratification from signings. We used to give them time.

Not sure I follow. Why would a "Friend of Brenda" want to see Man Utd beat us? Surely, if anything, he would have an antiMU bias if he favours Liverpool?

He still a fat useless **** though. And unfunny. And a ****. And a waste of space. And a **** actor. And a ****.

I can't believe you even have to ask that. Bounder!

Full expect us to release his loan once Gardos is fit to be honest.