Pancake

No I think Col is ok with that at the moment but had played it on the 2nd Monday of the month it would have been against the Jupiter Convention Of Fair Play and we would have had him. So, let's take a quick jump to Hammersmith to quell this issue and take up the Tiverton repeal of no additional Piccadilly unless a northern diagonal is played before 12.30.

Surrey Quays. Yes I did. Oh yes.

2or 3-0 to Utd

Stop ****ing with a working team. 3-0 in the last game says Wanyama et al should have had to fight their way back in.

Tyler is a cock, but I actually think that was an expression about the football being played by Martial rather than the fact it was a Utd goal.

DOUBLE TOWER HILL KLAXON! Was played yesterday and as we haven't been to Swiss Cottage it can't be played again! Infraction please judges! Ok, let's go to Swiss Cottage next (dirty snorts of laughter)

Playing the Roxy card to The Strand.

This is getting a bit personal fellows! Chalk Farm? Ok let's go back Waterloo East under the Jubilee Law.

Infraction upheld! Battersea is only proposed, not ready yet! Ha ha!

Classic. Doffs cap to you sir, one of the finest moves on here. So, being the risk taker I am and knowing the Great Fire Escape clause I'm going to jump the Thames to London Bridge.

Hmmm. Is this valid? Pretty sure the MCC ruled it out in 1895 but I cant find the notes online. If Im wrong, thenI will accept it and move to Barbican

He said his ctossing, so I think it was a reference to Targett's ****ing skills.

**** presser, nothing there at all.

As indicated in his presser, he wants the Dutch national job "in the future... after the last year of my (Saints) contract". So, who would you like to replace him?

Ah, the classic move of a weasel, well back at you and direct to Blackfriars!

Tower Hill.

Ah, I can play the Ealing switchback and hit Queensway!

Why you cheat of us Mr Hatch?

This, I've been a Shelvey fan for a while.

You might find that Juanmi hasn't played much as he isn't here to setup/work with Pelle. I have a feeling he will be deployed with either Long or JRod in games where they start. Just a feeling, nothing behind it.

If only we had a goal scoring attacking mid who could pop up with 2 goals in a vital game...

Did all the negatives above say the same about Morgan at the start of last season? Did you not cheer his goals and play? Odd...

Woot woot

Doubt it, he is probably celebrating a Saints win like most likeminded fans. Not everyone has to find a cloud to a silver lining.

Nice work mate, well reasoned argument. Sunday drinking again is it?