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So as it stand we start the season with: Cedric Fonte Yoshi Targett Ouch.

Can someone check on Alpine please?

Well obviously, and in most other walks of life a little personal egoism works well; but not when you are trying to manage the emotional health of countless jumpy football fans.

This, by miles.

Well, no. I believe Les and Ron should shoulder some blame when Toby signs for Spurs as they didn't manage the expectations of the fans well at all. Yet I also take in to account and understand that Toby would prefer to play for Spurs.

Exactly, which is why the whole "legally he is ours, so hands off him" rhetoric from Saints was embarrassing. We should have shut up in public and when Toby decided who he wanted, just sucked it up and moved on.

Because, despite what Ron and Les are saying, Spurs is the players first choice of club to play for.

Pfft, I'm the type that chases down 4s and 5s, not 10s mate. Ugly bugger me.

**** me, this is a shambles. I honestly wish we would drop it, let him go to Spurs where he wants to be, sue AM and move on to a new target. I mean, he is a good, but is he "worth all this hassle" good? I'm not sure. It's like a farking hot bird who went on 2 dates with you, agreed to sleep with you after the 3rd date, but then you see her chatting to some other guy in the pub and walking out to his car. You run out and shout "But you said you would sleep with me if I took you out 1 more time!". Urgh, move on.

Shall we go for Theo, Bale and Dyer as well? Hmmm... Boruc Clyne Chambers Shaw Dyer Ox Schniederlin Lallana Walcott Lambert Bale Bench: Cork, Lovren, Puncheon ...? #Whatcouldhavebeen

Liverpool have a Cb who has had a bad first season with them, played well for his previous club. If any could turn him around, Ron could...

Any thread that is a distraction from Toby and Morgan is a good read. Maybe.

Dodgy punnet of strawberries at Wimbledon last week.

I meant lb. bugger

I would assume the new guy would be cb cover freeing up Yoshida to cover Targett at RB

Didnt Roy say it about Clyne as well?

Brilliant thanks. That does ring a bell, must have parked that info.

That I honestly don't understand, but maybe Ralph and Kat are sticklers for "doing the right thing" and feel aggrieved by what AM are trying to pull; so even though they know all is lost they want to prove a point. Maybe they feel we can get Toby here and loan him directly to Spurs for this season, making us some money and holding AM to the contract.

And honestly if they do it's obvious TA wants to go there, so let him go and then sue AM. Really don't want a player here who doesn't want to be here.

King Edwards or Maris Pipers? Jersey Royals?

You are the exception to that rule good sir!

Skacel clause? You will have to educate me here I'm afraid...

Can we add single item reply posts that contain a shîte gif or meme image?

My gut feeling is he will be a Spurs player next season, but there might be a twist in that he is on loan from us with a signed pre contract to move permanently at the end of this season.

For a Merckin, that Redslo doesn't half post some of the best posts on here.