Pancake

A&E?

and informed them the winger is not for sale before the close of the transfer window So, we can have him on loan later then? Cheers Neil!

Yeah, but who's got the balls to start a new thread about it...

Sky breaking news about Lallana: [/url] www.skynews.com/sport/news_id_432234234hhahHHfH_hbs_31012012

Love the current Twitter rumour about Heskey and Saints...

The PPs go to whoever/whichever entity holds the "golden share" at that time, so in that case I guess its Hacker/AA...

Someone on here on one of the myriad of transfer threads... Think they heard it from someone at Bouremouth.

Heard he was off to Bompey

Or bald?

Sibbers?

Who is Hellip?

Whats the context, as to me this sounds like he could arrange a hit.

Of course, if 'he' isnt getting any after a row with the good lady and 'he' is angered, then a good "pop" into a bottle of her shampoo does wonders for the soul.

Striker has hard time at club, derided by fans, leaves club, scores against said cub with new club, goes wild in celebration. Nowt wrong there.

Neighbours panties, liberated from washing lines.

11.50 +- 10 mins

(checks watch) (re-checks watch) Huh?

****ing hell, people getting the tube or overground from Waterloo to London Bridge? No wonder this country is full of fat ****s. Walk it you lazy bastards, it's only about 10 mins and you pass plenty of pubs and cafes if you need to fill your lardy guts.

The farmers? Cut your nails.

So Hills was is "banker" at HSBC UK, not his accountant.

Bloody hell! (runs off to iTunes...) EDIT: Gah, its not out until 6th Feb (runs off to TPB) Aw yeah, that is **** hot Seany. Nice one sir, made my weekend.

Seeing as it's Friday.... Wanna tell you a story 'Bout some money I owe When it comes to taxin' Oh I fail to show I ain't exactly pretty Amount Ain't exactly small £42 £39 £56 You could say I took it all Never had a owner Never had a owner like you Doin all the things Payin all the cash you do Where is Peter Storrie? Ain't no doubt we're bent When you're given all we got Weighing in at ten percent I gotta whole lotta money A whole lotta money Put the whole lot in "Rosie" Put the whole lot in "Rosie" Put the whole lot in "Rosie" And that's a whole lotta money! Oh taxman you can screw it H.M.R.C. got it wrong Only went to Monaco Only went to Monaco once Slept all through the night time Til the 6 o'clock knock Ooooh, To my surprise They threw me in the dock... I gotta whole lotta money A whole lotta money Put the whole lot in "Rosie" Put the whole lot in "Rosie" Put the whole lot in "Rosie" And that's a whole lotta money!

HSBC is the Primark of banks.

**** you and **** this ****ing place I believe, sir...