Pancake

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Between Aug 09 and Sept 11 he scored 4 goals in 21 games.

Read the thread and was about to post, but there is no need as this is what I was going to say. How many England goals has he scored in the last 3 years? Anyone?

Great name for a stripper.

The classic "Smart Phone, stupid user". Roaming is there in black and white on the contract, and detailed in "dumbed down" language on all the main mobile networks websites. All Smartphones have full manual on them, and help functions - and all can have data roaming turned off. Ignorance is no excuse IMHO, and neither is the "but it's a rip off" line. People know the cost of data abroad (see above RE: contract), the know how to turn it of (see above RE: phones) yet are still amazed when they get billed. Edit: sorry, wasnt called SOG "stupid", came out a bit wrong.

Why has he got a urinal in the kitchen?

****, this isnt Twitter....

I've heard TDD likes a nice long ding dong. #navylark

Anyway, whatever... just give me your "Mod" title and we will say no more, eh?

Mr N Adkins?

Even worse that all your mates saw it on TV in the pub and constantly rib you about it, how fit she is and how much better the new guy is.

Tend to agree. I would have thought that he managed to pull 1 off, then decided to run with others ideas and published them if they came off or not - adding to the "or nots" with artistic license.

Are we tired?

RIP, but was I the only one who assumed this was the BBC F1 broadcaster when they heard the news?

I've got MSN conversations with SG and Bajjer stored on my PC that contain shocking grammar, spelling and knowledge mistakes.

Odd thread. It's a bit like starting one saying "OMG, my ex is now shacked up with 'insert-random-A-list-celeb, Im so proud!"

I'm available again if Sir SG and Lord Bajjer need me.

Hover-over fail Al...

can I get a whooosh?

If anyone actually thinks that they are the same guy, they have been drinking too much petrol.

Errrr.... nope.

Why the **** are we so ****ing obsessed with ex-players on this board?

It's our natural next step. JPT and League One auto-promotion? CHECK CC and Championship auto-promotion? FAC and Premier top 2?

Mint cake?

RAH RAH! [insert right wing ********, quasi-racist bit in here] RAH RAH! *sigh*