Pancake

Why has he got a urinal in the kitchen?

****, this isnt Twitter....

I've heard TDD likes a nice long ding dong. #navylark

Anyway, whatever... just give me your "Mod" title and we will say no more, eh?

Mr N Adkins?

Even worse that all your mates saw it on TV in the pub and constantly rib you about it, how fit she is and how much better the new guy is.

Tend to agree. I would have thought that he managed to pull 1 off, then decided to run with others ideas and published them if they came off or not - adding to the "or nots" with artistic license.

Are we tired?

RIP, but was I the only one who assumed this was the BBC F1 broadcaster when they heard the news?

I've got MSN conversations with SG and Bajjer stored on my PC that contain shocking grammar, spelling and knowledge mistakes.

Odd thread. It's a bit like starting one saying "OMG, my ex is now shacked up with 'insert-random-A-list-celeb, Im so proud!"

I'm available again if Sir SG and Lord Bajjer need me.

Hover-over fail Al...

can I get a whooosh?

If anyone actually thinks that they are the same guy, they have been drinking too much petrol.

Errrr.... nope.

Why the **** are we so ****ing obsessed with ex-players on this board?

It's our natural next step. JPT and League One auto-promotion? CHECK CC and Championship auto-promotion? FAC and Premier top 2?

Mint cake?

RAH RAH! [insert right wing ********, quasi-racist bit in here] RAH RAH! *sigh*

Saints related?

Indeed

Not my faux-pas, but was stopped by a lovely American couple at Liverpool Street station who wanted to know get to Statford so they could find Shakespeare's house. I felt bad when I had to explain that his homes were in Stratford-Upon-Avon, Warwickshire not Statford, east London. In the end they went off to get the tube to the Globe Theatre after I told them it would be quicker to go there.

Beatts?

Mobile/cutdown skin? SaintsWiki?