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Err, just get the accounts if you are that interested...

TBH, there is fack all Bajjer and Stevie can do about Lallana if he wants to move at some point in the future. No amount of fivers waved at him will stop him. I would rather they spent the money on the server and hosting.

Watford/Hammers was 0-4 wasn't it? That's a thrashing in anyone's book.

No-one said Micra yet? Cheap to run, cheap to repair, cheap to insure and no ****er will nick one either.

A serious question. What do people get from having a "match" thread on here? Goal updates are quicker from so many other sources and the threads are usually so innane that they are unreadable. Most forums don't allow them, match threads that is, as they ruin the forum.

Christ, did a mentally handicapped amputee toddler 'shop that?

So this "Fourth Official" chap, he is one of the posters from here yeah?

He is a little cocktease that boy

Essex, its the bit at the other end of the Dartford Tunnel. Lakeside. Circus Tavern. Arena Essex.

Thought it was after the Sheff/'Pool game tonight?

Odd one out game:

Why would Cortese deal with Wenger? Doesnt make sense...

Huge OP fail.

Not sure how askig question about allowing another European country to adopt our currency is xenophobic.

QPR have signed Campbell, no hopefully his ex-Blackpool teammate can join him.

So what? It doesnt have to be the truth, all it has to do is motivate the player.

Nigel: "OK Kaspars, you did it last season with QPR and then Neil shunned you when they got there; but at Saints Im creating a team that can get us to the Prem and play there. I can see you fitting in to this team really well. It's a long term plan, so stay with it. With Saints, you will play games, you will win promotion and you will run out in the Premiership"

Where the buggery **** does it say that Steve?

Daft ****ing question time, but do we predict in the format of "home team v away team". I assume so, but had a nagging doubt that last year you always had to do Saints score first...

Brake, not break. Seriously.

Is this hosted by The Sun? http://www.macworld.co.uk/digitallifestyle/news/index.cfm?newsid=3294776&pagtype=allchandate

I'd just show him a picture of my kids and say "dont change anything, it'll work out awesomely"

If Saints did this, it would be crowned as a "marketing and PR master stroke by Cortese".

Has Alan slept with his wife?