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Aye. The place is poorer without him.

Pick yourself up Tokes, you're a f**king mess. What's wrong with you? Rather fun, that. Your PM idea sounds like a belter apart from the psychological cruelty.

The depiction of Nige as something out of a psychological thriller was hilarious. I remember NA taking off on a journo who said "well, a week ago, you were getting sacked...."

Think he's a media bod. Bournemouth fan, iirc.

I'm not happy at the bizarre Adkins thread being locked. I have been in peals of laughter about it all morning.

I think a lot of people will be checking tomorrow. Will definitely be going if you can pay on the day. January = expensive month for the self-employed.

Superb second half. Get a superstar up front tomorrow, NC.

I really do wonder how well we'd do if we had an absolute magician up front. Better quality than Paul Daniels, obviously.

I hope Rooney has hat-trick jitters.

"Alls I know is that if I can change, and you can change, everyone can change!" Iron Curtain falls three years later. Go Rocky.

Lol @ the Man U fans for cheering possession.

I take it back. McManaman just got several things wrong in a row.

Fking awesome boys

McManaman is my commentator. He's pretty good. Said Nige was hard done by, and has been reasonably accurate. Reckons we're lacking a bit of quality in the final third. Think that's fair enough, relative to the riches of the big boys, at least. We look a good team. Players playing for each other, fighting for possession and doing the basics right. I never knew I could derive so much joy from watching a defender play a short pass to a goalie, who then just lumps it into the middle of the pitch. Yes! Let them fight for possession there, and not around our f**king goalmouth

Hair dryer treatment + antsy Man Utd fans + cheeky Saints goal(s) = possible points. 45-60 going to be crucial.

Okey dokey kid, I mean mush.

I think you're best leaving them out entirely. While you may get away with it occasionally, nipples are an area the mods continually like to tweak.

I don't care what happens tonight. We're playing Man Utd in the Premier League. Life is good.

I actually think the Liverpool shirt is pretty classy this year. Back to basics stuff.

Just been asked what my second team is at the dinner table. I said Eastleigh "because they're local and non-league". "Oh yeh?" the missus asks. "Who did their play in their last game and what was the score?". "I think you'll find out that was Farnborough, darling. Eastleigh beat them 3-1 and currently sit 12th in the Blue Square South". There really isn't that shuts my missus up. This did Cheers again.

I had a look and I like. Consider yourselves encouraged. Brilliant to see some lower league coverage.

The comment itself was fairly innocuous. However, I believe it was the straw that broke the camel's back. Anyone who has been following the Barry Sanchez / pap pointless Liverpool-off Barry probs did, but the rest of the posters were innocents, caught in the crossfire. JustMike - he was alright. Nope. Yup. Sort of.

Pointless or sarcastic comment in a discussion. Surprised it has taken them this long, tbh. Thoroughly deserved.

Mark me up for an infraction please, Bear.

Yeah, I think this nonsense should stop polluting other threads.