Toussaint

Automisms ja?

I’m sure he’ll excel in the walking football league in a year or two, as long as he doesn’t pick up any serious injuries from swinging his pom-poms too fiercely

I missed both those Man U games, first time I was drafted in by the Navy Seals for a special op, second unfortunately coincided with my alien abduction. Fortunately they let me watch the highlights between probing and taking dna samples. Actually, come to think of it I was at both. The bravo 2 zero escapade was just after. I blame agent orange for the confusion.

Very nice, enjoy you day, never let the football ruin a good day out!

If AA and Che both score a hatrick, and we keep Man U below 5 it’s a win win!

And thereafter we went into free fall, my point stands, one way or another the landscape would be different now had crowds been present last season.

There is nothing better than a breakfast beer on game day, other than the first beer on the train to a London away day!

It’ll be interesting to see what effect the crowd has, Ralph would probably have lost his job last season if the crowds were there to voice our frustration. Maybe Ralph would have changed his approach when he became aware of our dissatisfaction? Who knows, it’s been a messed up year and a half, and it’s given him a free pass, but things will surely change now one way or another.

Probably not automismated enough

Well done Wreck it Ralph

Yeah, chancer! Couple of lucky goals here and there, set for life. Doesn’t seem fair to real talent like Reddy Redders Redmond . He couldn’t even cut it as cheerleader/ mascot , had to get Theo in for that ffs!

Danny the umpa lumps kiddie fiddler singer from Benidorm is better than Ings

I’d go for that too, but I don’t think there is a chance in hell Ralph will. He’ll have to squeeze in one of his pets at least, plus I think his philosophy will be not to lose by too many. Never know, he may surprise us?

Actually he could be a great signing, if there is one thing I've learned recently on this forum, its players I've never hear of that generally have the best xyg squared and the zws x 2 are the ones to go for.

Big risk, I can't think of one decent Brazilian player, didn't even know they played it out there?

Stop being a fanny!

Or Gurt Swollenbollochs

Only really performs when the sun is on his back. Heard he's a bit wet though, crys a lot.

Hasn't Cahill just gone to Bournemouth?

Still stalking him? Give it a rest

Your just a gingerist, shame on you!

I did! Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.

Pompey....

Unfortunately in those instances it was motivated by the fear of further humiliations, we set up not to get beated too heavily. We could for example try it against the middling (Evertons) teams, especially away, and maybe we would come away with something more often. Ralph could then revert to crazy Ralphball when the opposition are running out of puff, instead of burning us out in the first 45.

nailed it