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The link is obvious, just a bit cryptic. Still is ginger, so is Sargent, if that’s not a link I don’t know what is. They have also both been known to drink from cups, also known as beakers, Beaker is also a ginger. How much more do you need?

I don’t think that’s a fair accusation, the situation may have looked different on Tuesday or maybe Still wasn’t in the loop. What did he have to gain by “lying”

Yes, I can understand him wanting to leave, but he’s better than that.

He’s in Belgium

Was it the All Bran that did the trick? Asking for a friend

So are Sherlock and Eamon

I think if he gets a run, both of fitness and being played, he will be very good for us.

That sucks!

He should get Walcott and Lallana, they’d be the best walking football league in the land.

He must have written the Wiki page.

Hmmm...

no more midgets!

A forty tonne foot? That would surely affect his mobility?

Charlie Taylor always looks classy and composed, and yet rarely gets a game and is apparently leaving? Bit puzzling.

He got us promoted.

We have no functioning midfield, or defence and the attack is a bit blunt. So a few things to work on.

We’re not very good, we’re not very good, we’re not very, we’re not very, we’re not very good 🎵

The strike partnership I wanted to see

an outcry?

The flaw in the manager having control plan is, we have had 6 managers since Ralph got the boot in November 2022. We are getting like Watford.

He’s been summoned by Rasmus.

Not sure Ramsdale will see mid table championship as the best thing for his aspirations.

Not true, my sources tell me they have split into two working groups. One group is playing FIFA for 24 hours and the other playing FM. They know the answers are in there somewhere. Meanwhile, Rasmus is rewatching every Tony Robbins video, leaving no inspirational stone unturned. MLG is also on standby.

Those two things aren’t necessarily mutually exclusive.

You’ll feel pretty daft in a couple of years time when we sell Alfonso Nobodini for £75 million. Caveat.,, or loan him to a Belgian side because we can’t shift him, in which case you won’t.