Toussaint

Sulemana has been most excellent

Conversely, we are not

I forgot Armstrong was still playing

He surely can

I wouldn’t be surprised if someone else gets sent off

Stephens off?

Oh well Cuckerella is dead

You sure he wasn’t being ironic? I thought he was

I don’t think we are going to get anything from this game, I’m not even sure we will stay up. Radical, I know, but it’s just a feeling I have

Yay, I’m now a Chelsea fan, we are winning, yay. Go team

What dickhead blocked Archers run

Lumley needs to ignore instructions and hoof it out for the sake of his reputation and dignity

Commentator “the way this is going it looks as though Southampton could concede from every Chelsea attack”

One eye on the transfer window?

No, he was strictly adhering to instructions as they all do

Lumley only took that risk to please the boss

Unfuckingbelievable

We’ll see if that applies to us should a similar situation occur

They are, we aren’t

What no five minute VAR ???

Great shame after such a good start

He would but he must be rusty

What was everyone expecting? We knew half our first choice team was missing? The lineup is about as good as can be.

Freak win coming up tonight, followed up by three points at Villa and it will be all good in the da hood from here on.

Well he’d be better than Starmer in no. 10