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I knew I’d get a reaction to that, but you get the drift?

I don’t, but my thinking may be outdated. I see I number 9 as a powerful centre forward, winning headers, knock downs, back to goal hold up play, bringing others into play, causing havoc for centre halves. Pelle, Kane, Haaland , Shearer, Chris Wood Fulcrug and as random examples. Ideally we’d have signed such a player imo.

Well, a grand tour of the brothels can hardly be considered work?

Maybe that’s why we are perennial strugglers? I don’t feel sentimental about Smallbone, or many others for that matter. Cut him lose if there’s better available.

The game is far less entertaining this half since Cardiff have pushed up and put an end to our exhibition football

I've heard his legs are wafer thin, he doesn't do well in the heat and he's a bit of a flake, so several weaknesses that would support your opinion.

They are just looking ahead to next season

That explains a lot.

I don't know the guy, but my take is he doesn't take himself as seriously as a lot of posters on on here do, make of that what you will.

Ok, thanks for that, I’m going to be facing this situation this weekend

Can you screenshot the ticket and send it In that format?

16th , need to keep this going for another 37 and a bit games and we’ll be fine

He's a bit "run of the mill" I've heard.

I have, but on this rare occasion I didn't have my smartphone with me, so I made what I think we can all agree is a very true to life facsimile.

Believing a player not good enough and has a detrimental to the teams performance does not equate to hating them. I don’t hate him by any measure, but I do believe he was part of the reason we were relegated and I also believe his absence in the run in and playoffs was a large part of the reason we achieved promotion. He may become a top class keeper in the future, but he is nowhere near it at this stage. I doubt anyone posting here actually hates him.

Oh Nick, you are going to look pretty silly when the white text on the white background is eventually highlighted to reveal the player we have signed.

Weirdo

That’s £6.00 well spent.

Downes was immense last season, in the championship, we don’t have any indication he will be as good in the prem. I've seen Aribo’s name crop up a bit here recently, he was OK last season, by his own low standards , I see nothing in him to suggest he will be any better this season than he was in the last premier league season. We need better midfield options in my opinion.

It may happen, but if it does his limitations will be exposed to a greater degree than at international level.

I do not understand any of the clues, but I do enjoy observing the banter. Make if that what you will.

No, it’s just someone having a psychotic episode on a football forum.

I say old chap, time to give it a rest 'eh what?

I thought it was wax?

I thought he might be straining for a poo, but he could be exited too, as they aren't mutually exclusive.