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Alan Pardew is interviewed as pasrt of that Sky Sport item. He blames the parents, seriously.

Ah hyeas but it's rude to speak with your mouth full isn't it. And yes mrs tf, a very clever double entry double entedre (sp) on my part, and not for the first time I might add even if I do say so myself. What is the most people that swf'ers have had sex with I wonder. I would start but don't wish to embarass either myself nor the whole of 1979/80 Upbury Manor 6th form netball team. Suffice to say it is double figures.

Are they officially the second biggest club in the south coast now then, or will that only be once they've finished the new staium? Here's a live webcam of the building site btw: http://www.lobstervision.tv/bhafc/#

Alison is touring atm: http://www.alisonmoyet.com/index.php?option=com_eventlist&view=eventlist&Itemid=97 Might try to make the Poole gig at the end of the month to rectify never seeing one of my favourites live. She's at Basigstoke this Thursday btw.

Re. yazoo, I wish to correct myself after having my memory jogged by Spotify's library; there are 2 decent tracks on their first album which was followed by an even less impressive effort that contained ony 1 decent track - Nobody's Diary. I would add that Moyet's voice is awesome on every track that Vince and she made though imo. Vince Clark is quite a clever bloke though having said all that about hi Yazoo time.

I am sure that I've seen that a couple of times recently too, both times going around the M27/Airport roundabout. I quite like seeing anything with 'SFC' in it always assuming it to be driven by a fellow saints fan. What's that coach company with personalised plates around here?

Alf A rare vinyl compendium of every emotion that anyone who has ever been in and out of love will relate to. If I had grown up in Billericay at thr time I would have wanted to have been the inspiration behind one of her songs. ie I would

He started it.:smt022 Anyway, she was on TV last night and as I just thought I'd seek out any other Alf fans. She was big around the time of another of my favourite singers Paul Young, O think there was a year when they won best female and male singer respectfully. Alf is a truly iconic album for me and Yazoo imho were responsible for really bringing a certain genre to the fore. 'Upstairs at Eric's' is a great album title too although only contains one decent track. I'm off to Spotify some Alf now, anyone care to join me in a litle Love Resurrection?

"Proof Schumacher won the 1994 F1 title with an illegal car." Has he got a book coming out?

What! He doesn;t know where he works? Blimey!

What a crazy world we live in where you get an asbo for having normal sex but get let off without even a warning for breaking and enetering!

Reminds me of the time I was after a Mickey Mouse outfit for a party I was going to. I almost bought Portsmouth Football Club.

Did he ever get over that girl who dumped him? Sorry, that is all I can remember from his posts.

Ari, I am not covinced that you have ever heard Michael Jacksons 'Heal The World' That is rubbish mate Put some effort into it man.

David Connolly Southampton's number eight. He shoots, he scores, we win agian I think I'll masurbate. Sorry, blame it on the vino.

For Wednesday night. Oh no, now you're f'cked Connoly's warming up He shoots, he scores, we win again Southampton for the Cup

Oh No! Now your buggered Connolly's coming on He gets the ball he scores a goal I think i'm gonna cum No? Okay

Does this in some way explain why modern chirches are ****e? Let's be honest with ourselves here, modern buildings (built for purpose and profit) are carbunkles aren't they? Why is ti that old churches (an dbuilding sin general) are such beautiful things in every detail, they just are aren't they?

Every now and then C4 come up with a rare gem, last night was one of those gems. This would prob be best moved to teh Lungs before someone comes up with yet another witty retort though. Having said that i do love witty retorts, so maybe leave it here to see what comes up eh?

For those of us of a certain age... PHWOAR!!!! At every single point of her carreer I have fancied the knickers off of her. Not exactly under-rated, but perhaps under-appreciated?

/\ A good debating point to start at thopugh Colin as many would include child abuse/rape and sexual assault in their list of crimes that warrant killing another human being. We can talk about manslaughter and murder later, but for people like GG I would prefer to pay for them to be chemically castrated and kept in a safe place - for them, for me, my family, my friends and for that matter everyone. imho killing another human being is not the right thing to do unless your's or someone elses life is at risk at that precise moment. btw, I have JUST this minute watched the bit where he 'drops', one word - horrible. I'm sure there'll me more commenting later on on both sides of the divide.

It will be dependant on the weather, but considering that it's cheaper if you buy before the day (ONLY £7.50 to see the best team in the league), I'd get myself down there later on today and hope the rain holds off tomorrow. Having said that, it's actually pretty brilliant getting drenched watching your team win, ask anyone who went to Brizzle How many will this be unbeaten if we pull it off? I am surprised that we are talking sub 15k tbh. If anyone has missed the last couple of home games, this is a great opportunity to get back into 'it'. Believe. In advance Adult season ticket holder £7.50 Adult £10 Senior/Young Adult season ticket holder £3 Senior/Young Adult £5 Juniors (16 and under) free of charge Disabled prices will be £5 each - enabler free Matchday Adults £15 Seniors/Young Adults £5 Juniors (16 and Under) £2 Please note that there is no season ticket discount on the day of the game Disabled prices will be £5 each - enabler free This is gonna be a truly memorable season if we get a Wembley trip into the bargain. COYFR's

I read that GG was considering sueing if the programme went out. I actually think it showed him in a better light than he deserves.

"FFS fellas, take of them ridiculous masks off and smell the ****ing coffee, we are up **** creek without a bloody paddle here". "It's alright you lot telling me what the problems are, try coming up with a few solutions will you. Jeez!" "Sorry to point this out Mr Storrie, but we aint got no coffee! Lidl cancelled our account". "You can have a sip on my Lucozade sport if you want, I pinched it from the away team's dugout". "Pinched it?" "Have you completely lost the plot you blthering idiot"? "You'll have the filth all over us with stunts like that, and you know how I gets nervous when plod comes knocking" "I really don't know whay I bother" "Could it be for the brown envelopes (allagedly) Mr Storrie?" "Shut up Pike, stupid boy"