hamster

Same old boring Sunday morning. Old mans out washing the car. Satiurday Girls work in Tesco and Woolworths Wear cheap perfume cos it's all the can afford. Saturdays kids live in council houses, Wear v-necked shirts and baggy trousers, Drive Cortinas fur trimmed dash boards, Stains on the seats - in the back of course! Just a selection of the many that go round and round inside my head.

I had an uncle who once played For Red Star Belgrade.

I'd show Jaidhi a clean ****.

I used to live on Bassett Green Road. Loved the thought of having lived on such an historic Road. Coincidentally, the beach at the end of my road where our new beautiful cottage, with my beautiful wife, in our new beautiful life, is the spot where Julius Caesar first set foot on English soil. I love local history. It is beautiful.

I collect pebbles from the beach. Got some rreally nice heart shaped ones.

Dr Who, how much would you take for your £ coin collection?

Hamlet, a mild cigar from Benson & Hedges. Havanna (iirc), rolled on the thighs of a dusky maiden. May have been Castella?

Win the FA Cup. Put that one to bed.

I thought that he WAS dead ages ago! Actually, where? This years Dead Pool? I'll bagsy Edie Waring.

purely coincidental but I drove past Shakespeare Cliff yesterday.

Unique and one of football's great commentators. Great raport with Waring for many years for us weaned on IAK.

Yeo.

I'd never dis-count anything.

He is probably transfixed on that thing living ion. Your head.

What about pompeyonline. That would b so funny.

I am going to a Northern Soul concert. What shall I expect to see and more importantly, what should I wear. I ddo not want to look out of place.

Make the baby sleep around YOU. You're asking for trouble kin later years otherwise. Kids need to know who's house it is as soon as they enter the abode. Let them sleep in their **** too, they'll soon be out of nappies once they know nappies = nappy rash. Cruel to be kind I'm afraid mate.

White Jamaicans.Any accent spoken in gay (male) is nice too.

Less than 2 weeks away! Come on Ticket Office, show us what you're made of.

I was. Told the sickest joke ever today. Horrible.

I'm going. Who owes me a beer?

Might go myself Miss saints so much already. You lot are my lifeline.

I don't know. THAT IS WHY I WAS ****ING ASKING THE ****ING QUESTION NUMBNUTS.

mrs hamster's feeble attempt: Cole? A really obvious one but I can't remember 'is bloody name! Matt LeTiss. Did David Ginola play for 'em? Brian Giggs? That Katherine's brother who our ****** (daughter) went to school with, the Irish one? They lived in that house up near 'ill Lane randabowt? Got it, something Kenna. I have clearly been being ignored any humoured for the last 24 years.

and lost. How many tickets will we get to the den under fa cup rules?