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  1. BRILLIANT THREAD. you have inspired me mr cl. I have finally decided to stop buggering about and work for my self. I owe you a beer mate.
  2. I can offer 1:1 support to people with mobility problems or/and a disability. Having moved to Kent now, I'm a bit far for most swf subscribers regarding regular work but for one off events or weekends away I can work on a 'day rate' with or without transport. If your requirements include personal care or if you prefer female support then I can also help in that area. Almost 9 years previous experience working for Social Services. References available on request, full CRB clearance and insured for 'public liabilty'. Weekends at good, accessible hotels in Deal, Kent including door to door transport and flexible itinery a speciality. hamster
  3. Fray Bentos.
  4. The first mrs hamster's name was Dawn and tbh she was not the most enthusiastic partner. FACT. Only one film fits the bill:Dawn of the Dead
  5. hamster

    Bottle Lids

    What about guns ? They're okay still aren't they.
  6. We need a Simeon Jackson. I'd break the bank for him. An amazing player.
  7. Who is this member? Worrying I'd say.
  8. Not really giving a toss when Saints lose? Just me eh?
  9. Elasticated waist bands
  10. The Elephant Man. Anaconda.
  11. I have a Humax box ATM but I can't get the 'record' menu up. It doest even appear in the basic menu options. Spoke to their support guy in Germany, spoke no inglish so no help whatsoever.
  12. What is engineered wood when it's at home please b?
  13. The Aenglishman who went up a hill but came down a mountain.
  14. Six Dials.
  15. Brighton or Crawley away or Norwich. Landlord of my new local is a canary and although a really nice like, he does need that smug 'what league are saints in?" grin off his face. Plus, I might get a free beer out of the tight git.
  16. Don't like to say I told you so but, I told you so. The bigger climb down IMHO is from Nigel Adkins. His previous comments were in effect official club statements. JP was displaying childlike ego tendencies and IMHO Nigel should have taken the higher moral stance NOT publicly exiled the player. Water under the bridge now. Move on.
  17. God save the Queen
  18. You have to (fairly) win a SWF match to even co E. lose to wiping the gaffer's arse IMO
  19. Missed your reply esb. Cheers for that It's a proper 'dance' event, prizes, guest DJs, loafs of real oficianados going apparently. I've got a genuine Modena Lambretta shirt (target design enamel badges) and mrs h has sewn a couple of discreet patches onto my Parka. Here're venue is brilliantly suited. It's an old theatre that is actually under consideration as the setting for a new film about the story of Northern Soul. People are coming from all over the country I heard! Ill dig out the fb link to the event layer. It's on next Saturday, the 4th.
  20. Don't come the cowboy with me Sonny Jim.
  21. If you see me in the street, look awayCos I don't want to ever catch you looking at me Mr CleanCos I hate you and your wifeAnd if I get the chance I will **** up your lifeMr cleeeeeean, Mr cleeeeeeanEvery day is like SundayWill you still love me tomorrow? (genius in its simplicity)
  22. ? I like The Jam but don't know wtf you are on about. Please enlighten me? I also collect elastic bands left on the pavement by postmen. Lazy bastards
  23. In and out of Wandsworth with their numbers on their names. It's funny how their Missus' always looks the bleedin' same. Get out of the way, quick. I think I'm turning Japanese. And so it's my assumption I'm really up the junction. I got a job with Stanley He said I'd come in handy He started me on Monday So I had a bath on Sunday I worked eleven hours and bought the girl some flowers. I took her to an incubator Where 30 minutes later She gave birth to a daughter Within a year I'll walk 'er
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