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  1. False economy, no disrespect. Buy your tools for life. A good drill, set of screwdrivers, work mate (best tool ever), saw, tale measure (measure twice -= cut once), spirit level (with spare bubbles). Don't neglect your paintbrushes, B&Q sell a range of German ones which leave a nice smooth finish.
  2. I've fitted kitchens. Love tiling too. DIY is my ' thing'. Gives me a real buzz finishing a job. Good luck, where do you buy your tools, always buy the best you can afford.
  3. Nasal strips are no good for sportsmen. You don't breathe through your nose, you breathe through your mouth, when exercising hard. FACT.
  4. The Northam have a lot to answer for.
  5. Me and mrs h want to buy her mate, who has been brilliant to us recently, an iPhone. Would you accePt my measly offer of £100 ?
  6. I love honest bobbies. Someone, somewhere has tarnished our decent coppers good name.
  7. Will any police officers go to jail?
  8. Yes, there rubbish arent they.
  9. I am watching practical magic.
  10. He has a point, st Mary's IS ****.
  11. Originally Posted by Griffo Non-existant pile of made up sh*t. How can something/someone be a "pile of" something if it/he doesn't exist Griffo?
  12. What would Fergie do?
  13. Sounded good on the radio.
  14. Poor mans stadium MK.
  15. I heard that someone asked rickie for a free ticket and he told him to get to the end of the cue.
  16. I own three. 3. Sekonda piece of rubbish, dead battery. Kept as present for me by the kids. 2. Russian referees watch; wind up, stopwatch with separate dials for minutes and seconds, keeps good time. Uncle who gave it me said it was worn by that Russian linesman in the '66 wc final. 1. My birth Grandads silver pocket watch. My most precious possession in the whole wide World. Never wear a watch though sxdly. I don't need reminding that I am always late. It's my trademark.
  17. I'll second that. L
  18. hamster

    Subbuteo

    Me and my big briber had our own little league. I had 3 teams; gillingham, arsenal and Ayr united. My brother had a team called Mamod United, after his favourite present. I played bar football with my nephew today, if I told him once I told him a hundred times, NO SPINNING. Bloody cheat.
  19. VoRderman.
  20. Happy birthday for yesterday Liz, it's yours. I'll email you over Christmas to arrange to meet up. I'll add the proceeds to my boxing day deal beach dip fund, raising money for a little hospice in margate. Take care hamster
  21. I'm with you, mon sat next to Chris rea and mr gumby.
  22. hamster

    Man Crushes

    That jimmy krankie nipper. Sexy accent too. grrrr
  23. Jonathan Ross involved again. Brilliant self publicist. Has Minchin got a new DVD out ? Quelle surprise.
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