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IKEA = CRAP. That is not up for discussion.

The only song that can shine a light at OWTS (when sung slowly) is: Southampton [clap, clap, clap] Repeat

Don't buy the crap. seriously, the antiques market is a buyer's market right now. there's some lovely really good furniture just waiting for a new home out there.

This would not have happened near an airport, someone has made a grave error of judgeent. I just hpe that said person is not hounded, he or she will be mortified if there is an investigation that lands any blame on their doorstep. Accident, 100%

Bleeding C unt.

I sort of recall something in the same vein but slightly different words: EI EI EIO Off to football we shall go ??? ???? It was a kind of kids chant, innocent little song about lads going to a match with their old men with flat caps on and the like, you know, whippet on a bit of string, cup of bovril, sat on Dad's shouldres, travelling to the match on the same bus as Dixie Dean, that sort of rubbish. ;-)

Does anyone on here who is a bit old and has a problem walking want me to get them a ticket? Additional seat for your 'enebler' and all for face value. Voluntary contributions to the Hexagon Sainst welcome but certainly not a pre-requisite. I'd be interested to know what the plan is for our disabled supporters actually? As far I was aware the travel club can only accomodate 2 wheelchairs at the moment, they're gonna struglle to find room for us if we take up our full wheelchair user allocation. Anyway, offer is there if anyone fancies it.

Wot?

Could have been worser, he could have been wearing a Pompey shirt.

Yep, no mention of who the current leaders of the CCC are! Arseholes, if it weren't for Eggheads I'd cancel my licence.

Wotte was a bit smarmy but in his defence, who would turn down a job like that...with such potential if you actually get it right? Fair play to him, just a regular Joe trying to earn a crust imho.

Hippo - Nature's Wild Feast. Amazing, althogh Channel 4 NOT auntie beeb. Other companies do do a good job too, we might remind ourselves of that.

Hair today, gone tomorrow?

I'd like saints to have another punt at signing Simeone Jackson. If we are as good as nailed on to go up then he might be tempted by Nigel, the set up, our silky style, the stadium, the fans, the area and the chance of actually playing a game occasionaly. He's a bit of a promotion lucky charm too, had 3 in 4 seasons.

My sister used to use a parafin heater and when really cold would have the iron on. Back in'78.

Ah Mr block 18. When could you come round to do me s had safety very please? Quote to fit TVRs too please?

Sat on the M20 right now waiting for the e services to clear the carnage ahead reminds me that it must be better to be in the tailback than in the pile up.1 hour and counting. Tf for smartphones.

Not sure about canines though, sorry.

It's called being 'in season', and it is a time to keep them off the furniture.

In all seriousness, that Pompey Takeover Saga thread nonsense. No-one ****ing cares.

don't stop there mate, i'm all ears.

look at me. tfic.

People who registered years ago yet have posted rarely, they make me nervous and slightly paranoid. Say something you weirdos. Actually, who holds the record for least posts per day on here?

Really 'enjoying' this. Encapsulates so many feelings/emotions that must be felt the world over every single waking minute by billions of us. Reminds me that none of us lead normal lives and none of us are immortal.

+1 .