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At least you'll get home first, or on the flip-side your bus may get the lion's share of missiles from the bridges on the return journey. I was offered a ticket in with the home fans the other day, I would have been very tempted to take it had I not been away that weekend.

To jog your memory 'doc, this is Liquidshokker: Good work lads, what were the 'projects'?

On closer study, Markus' waving arm is not a million miles away from the original Ted statue one.

My brother, born in Fratton. Dirty fish ****ing skate bastard, married a Saint bird though so I guess he's trying to better himself.

I get my news off the telly and internet, stories on the SWF in actual fact often leads to me getting enveloped in the odd current issue. For me newspapers don't hold any attraction or relevance in comparison. I do every now and then pick up a leftover copy of Metro on a train journey or do someone else's BIG crossword in the NOTW (no more though), even The Sport, which I 'read' as a nipper, doesn't compare to the internet, not by a million miles. It goes without saying that The Echo rocks for local ****. The newspaper that I actually do read cover to cover whenever I have access to it is the East Kent Mercury (covering Deal, Dover & Sandwich). Some of the stories are genuinely lollable, I am determined that when I move down there I am going to assume a nom da plume and ruffle some already ruffled feathers; 'fence-gate' (I kid you not) is still unresolved, a story that centre's on a fence erected on the boundary to Deal's Maritime Museum, the ensuing furore resulted in the museum having to close to the public due to protesters, and this started over a year ago iirc. Don't get me started on the "child in a pushchair eating a sausage roll IN THE PRECINT' letter of complaint about parenting skills or the lack of.

a very naughty boy

Twas the tories (in their traditional blue and 'New Labour' red guises) who created them, keep up.

I fail to see what is so amusing about having little legs.

Invest in bronze like our previous rulers did.

Our local priest was telling me how he raised almost a hundred quid for Children in Need last week. He let local kids shave his hair off. "It feels a bit starnge" he told me "but it really makes my cock look a lot bigger don't you think?" As we are moving to a small cottage mrs h has had to downsize her wardrobe. She called me upstairs to ask what she should do with her wedding dress. "Well, you're not going to need it again and although it's over 20 years old and doesn't fit you any more, if you want to keep it for sentimental reasons then I think you should" I told her. Five minutes later she calls me upstairs again excitedly telling me that sh'ed found something from before we were married that still fits. She was not best pleased when I laughingly said "It's a ****ing scarf you dozy wazzock"

Should put a face on your smile Baj.

Schmoke on the Water. The only tune that I can play on the geetar.

Some of my relatives live in 'Lower Houses'. FACT. Preferred when they lived in 'Fannymore Lane' tbh.

Mikey's looking for a career change. Ask him.Seriously though, Google map search childminders

You have to stay with your kids at Olly Octopus.

You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo.

/\ That hurt.

I am fond of you though, just so there's no hard feelings.

Thatcher was a heartless *****. FACT. Yep, she achieved most of her goals, just a pity that she knew what was best for certain sections of communities better than they did. No point wasting time listening to their plight as members of decent hardworking communities, just bend em over, pull their pants down a shoved her iron fist where the sun don't shine. btw, I know I thick, it is one thing that we have in common mate, you just don't appear capable of accepting that 'FACT'.

Now that I know that you're joking I feel alot better.

nipper, have you considered switching to Chemistry? Never did that grocer's daughter from Grantham any harm, many place her on the highest pedestal achievable. Me? I'd have put her on the pill.

there's all ways someone cleverer than you so imho it's knowing when to stop not conforming to what your peers expect of you. Anyway, you'll never meet dune's high standards, you ****ed that one up with the wristband revealation.

Educacion is so over-rated imho. Mikey, do you really want to turn in to one of these superior beings who knows everything?

You can be such a Hundt sometimes dune. as in Magnus...

Do an NVQ whilst you still can. Don't waste your time with a II, go straight for a III, that's where the kudos is Mikey.