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Gaffer, permission to speak please?

That's good to know, don't thank me.

Without that site's templates for claiming against mis-sold endowments and the support from their forum members, we wouldn't have claimed back just shy of 10k 3 years ago. And if the bank charges fiasco comes good (as it should), we will be banking another 5-6 grand. Brilliant site. And it's FREE. He is a modern day Esther Rantzen imo.

She's not homegrown, fyi she's Scotch.

Agreed ESB, my gp's lived in the bird aviary and it is without doubt one of the nicest 'estates' around. Happy childhood memories of jumping the river in Fleming Park too. It's changing a bit though, new houses in Magpie Road and Chestnut Avenue, Most of all though, I miss the banger racing on a Sunday.

There should be one a St Mary's.

Owch!!!! I worked in airport security at LHR, and can confirm that there are some seriously flawed characters working in that field. Although courtesy can help any situation, the arseholes are arseholes and there ain't nothing much one can do about it that doesn't make the situation worse for yourself. Strange as it may seem, the worst (most damaged) tended to be ex army or police.

Jeff, my pleasure. btw did you subscribe to 'Martins Weekly email'? You won't get spammed and there are some great heads ups in them.

Kicking footballs after dark.

Mickey Mouse tells his solicitor that he wants a D.I.V.O.R.C.E from MInnie. Solicitor told him he needs 'grounds' to get a divorce. Mickey gives him his reason, to which the solicitor says "I am sorry Mr Mouse, you cannot divorce your wife just because she has bucked teeth". Here comes the punchline, sit down and put your coffee on the table. "I didn't say that she had 'bucked teeth', I said that she is ****ing Goofy".

I can't stand this any conger, mods lock this thread pls.

Why not get a selection, just for the halibut.

Sounds like a fun event. Well done. No disrespect to the current list of acts, but what if you get approached by a real big name?

Anyways, why is this not in the Motoring Forum?

It involves purchasing a cholesterol buger but here you go matey. http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/cheap-days-out#greens

Or to give the parasite her full title: Her Royal Highness The Princess Anne Elizabeth Alice Louise, The Princess Royal, Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Dame Grand Cross and Grand Master of the Royal Victorian Order, Grand Master of the Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of St John of Jerusalem. Wonder if she's set up a holding company to manage the finances of each office?

Less expenses of course, as long a s no-one objects. ;-)

Next year, you'll all be back next year......

When we **** all over them: Premier League, you're 'avin a larf Premier League, you're 'avin a larf.

No, not fixated, but evryone needs a hobby, that's what my uncle used to tell me anyway. :-)

trusty trombone?

I daren't play on the Saturday for fear of injury, I am the only driver in the car unfortunately. Might be able to make the BH Monday if I get back from Castle Combe early enough.

Point taken. Actually isn't wee supposed to be sterile? Interesting fact - more germs in your mouth than in your bumhole.

The sphincter? You no listen. There are loads of little spincters in your body, you are just fixated with the bum ones. And it doesn't mean that I think you are gay, it may mean that you prefer the snug fit. Why so defensive?????

The cop cars even pull over speeding drivers! You gotta have rules I spose, wouldn't be Germany without them would it.