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Tell the complainant who they are dealing with, I'll fight em if I have to.Hope you're good mate?Night night, chat soon.hugs

If it's on the playlist then you're playing it anyway. You owe me actually, for giving the show much needed structure. You're a student, yes? I think that implies that it is you who owes me, the great british taxpayer. tfic. btw young Mikey, I may be on question Time when it comes to Winchester in a fortnights time. Get you application in mate, we could car share.

Well, I'm doing my bit, handed my notice in yesterday, gonna work for myself. Don't thank me, purely selfish reasons.

You taking callers on air Mikey? Would you consider playing Iris or the Bob Dylan's (he's a singer/songwriter btw) Make You Feel My Love for her?

Might be able to rent our place to a Saints player on the plus side....or a Bompey/Skate.

Spose 30 miles still gives them a decent set of options.

Pier.

Good spot. The one thing i really miss is 'fun' size. Ruined half my jokes when they stoppd selling them.

Truth of the matter is that consecutive governments have raised the retirement age meaning that people who want to ease into old age are forced to stay in situ, thus limiting opportunities for youngsters to enter the workplace. They'd rather pay unemployment benefits to kids than retirement benefits to people who've done their bit. Mad policies that I genuinely can not get my head around!

i can lay my hands on a couple of BigKeys keyboards with keyguards for them if anyone has a contact. They retail at about £120 +£60 for the guards, ours are PS2 but maybe someone has a couple of adapters going spare?

Am I right in saying that there was a propensity for middle-aged divorced women from the IOW to marry Massai Mara warriors not so long ago?

But 30 miles including a cross London drive is miles different from a 30 mile dash down the M1.

True story. Me and the first mrs h went to the IOW for our honeymoon. Did the usual stuff for the first couple of days then ventured out to 'discover' the magic of the Island. If you find it Colin please post the location.

"Under the rule Villa players signing new or extended contracts will be required to live within a 30-mile radius" It's a silly idea to my mind, unnecessary and pointless.

http://www.surgeradio.co.uk/onair/shows/0481.html Coming at ya through your cornflakes. You won't get that one either Mikey, we're on different wavelengths. LOLOLOLOL.

And if they refuse?

Finish work at 3 tomorrow then shooting down to Kent, I might hook up my phone and listen to your dullcit tones. Give me ' 'shout out' (I belive this is the correct terminology) at about 15:45 if you can. Actually I would be eternally grateful if you could dedicate a track (surprise me) to mrs h at that precise time as it is her birthday today and she is away in Corfu, she will be touched. hugs

Due to pending move we cancelled our Sky subscription yesterday, apparently we stop receiving in 31 days. Currently get all Sky channels but had a think about it and the ones I will miss miss most are: Sky Sports 1,2,3 and 4 (I know I'll have to get used to not having these but would like to keep SkySports news) Discovery Shed The channel with Buffy All terrestrial (1,2,3,4, and 5) Home Discovery RT Sky News (for when something big happens) Discovery Science Discovery MUST HAVE some kind of recording device to avoid too many fights over the remote. Bear in mind that we want to be able to unplug it all and take it with us when we go. Please advise? PS Do not need nor want 3D, I can't make out HD with my bad eye so waste of money. Price is number one priority. Cheers.

/\ Caulk 'ead, I knew it, I blimkin knew it, this explains a lot Baj. x

Have they got a radio station for the more svelte student too Mikey. btw, please don't call me Andy. 2 reasons, I wish to remain anonymous, it does not fit with my internet persona and I don;t want anyone to know that I am first name terms with any students. Thank You. btwbtw, I wouldn;t expect you to 'get' the old confectionary commercial jingle references. Good luck tomorrow, I would make a point of listening but it sounds like the sort of thing that is only heard through the Uni tannoy system? btwbtwbtw, outside chance I may have a spare for Reading away if you're interested. Won't know til Monday but you can have second refusal if you want, just bear in mind that it would involve a long drive around picking people up en-route or meet at ground. Do you want second refusal? Andrew

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See what speed you can get up to on the island's only dual carriageway (iirc); Cowes Road which changes into Newport Road to fool themselves that they have 2 dual carriageways. Do the IOW equivalent of the 3 peaks challenge, see how long it takes to drive around all 3 prisons. Ryde sea-front is quite nice at this time of year as the sun goes down and the lights start to twinkle on the distant horizon. Take a trip on the Island railway, they use old London Underground rolling stock. Osbourne House is actually very very nice but take the time to walk down to Victoria's Grandkids little playhouse, you will be very impressed and your little girl will want you to build her one to match as soon as you get home. Seriously is impressive, each kid had their very own miniature wheelbarrow and garden tools to use in the garden. Go.

What wavelength are you on Michael? A minute is a long time when you are ****ting yourself. "we're going to try to get a very thin theme going". mmm, how about Mars vs Snickers debate then put on a funny voice, pretending to be a moany old git and tell the listeners that the world was a better place with a M.A.R.A.T.H.O.N ....Marathon, comes up peanuts, Marathon, bite after bite....... You could even roll out the olden but golden "What's got a hazlenut in every bite?" joke.

Whenever I work through my lunchbreak I have a Mars Duo and a Snickers Duo from the tuck shop, a balanced diet is the sensible way to approach this conundrum. If I had to choose it would be Mars every time. When I drove lorries (job and finish) quite often I would lunch on a 10 pack of Mars, that all stopped after a very painful trip to the dentist, leaving 4 teeth lighter. From that day I stopped the Mars addiction and went for the multi pack of biscuits for lunch on the move; 1 x Custard Creams, 1 x Bourbon and 1 x something nice like Nice. In the summer months I would frequently enjoy a pack or two of choc ices 'borrowed' from one of the frozen food cages in the back.

Maybe sturomseysaint will run one his lad's coaches. I'd be happy just to go, but appreciate it can spoil some peoples day not having s beer or two. Anyway, this could be a load of bull, let's wait and see ay.