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Do they promise not to stay and nick our jobs and houses? Is one of them a cheap plasterer?

Did it say how many wheelchair spaces were available on the coaches?

A draw will not be a great result. A win would be a great result. A winning mentality wins football matches. Best team, play to win = Win

Will people please stop posting on this thread. It's not funny any more.

Good point, after all there HAVE been hints and allegations and let's not forget the whispers in the alleyway.

So was Wotte. doesn't make you a bad manager. Oh..

Not bothering with SASH now Mikey. Got a load of ideas off their website though. We was a bit wary of students before if I'm really honest, I am ashamed to say that I was anti the idea. Do you know any student nurses btw Mikey mate? Hey Mr dj, spin me some sounds I wanna throw some shapes. You were brilliant on Friday mate, I bet Chris Moyles is ****ting himself. Come round for a beer one day soon. You might want to recomend it to some mates of yours. I'll trust yer.

Go with your head. after 6 months ask what your heart thinks. You'll have given up what? 6 months of your ire? It's nothing if you are curious. You might just discover the secret to phil's chiledoutedness, and eric's. Sounds like you've got a ready made couple of mates out there already. You will always have us of course. That's what mates do for you int it. Always there to tell you when you're being a ****. Go on, tell us how you get on, Can't wait. Are you at the airport yet. Don't forget you're saints shirt. Hope you like Jaegermeister..

Hey, anyone fancy renting a really big house for six months? Loads of rooms, 4 Bedrooms plus a walk-through bedroom, 2 Bathrooms (1 of which is very big), a Laundry room (big enough for 2 tumble drier, 2 washing machines plus ironing board up all the time), A study area, A newly fitted very wide kitchen diner, another toilet, 15 square mtrs of quality decking, 3 lounges 2 of which have french doors directly onto the decking, A big shed A big summer house A 2-storey Wendy House Drive for 2 cars and loads of on road spaces Great public transport routes - motorways, bus, rail and air Near the Uni and 10-15 mins from saint Mary's (note to self, good selling point) Nice landlord (great footballer and generally nice guy) Even nicer (buxom, and is not shy about it ;-) ) landlady NO PARTIES, Oh go on then, but invite me now and then, let me stay when there's an evening game. I'm gonna be 160 miles away ffs. It is a great party house, loads of room for people to crash and loads of toilets. What else do you need? Forget that...NO PARTIUES Dogs more than welcome No Skates No pikeys (only joking, Pikeys welcome) Hate that word btw, yukky word imo. No Anti-traveler types No people named dubiousphil. No gays, unless you agree to invite us to all of your parties. And get some proper beer in when you are expecting an inspection. We'll get on just fine. Reasonable rent, I'll be upfront here. It will cost you about £1,300 a month, I know that's not what one might call cheap, but if you are looking for a house similar to the one described above, if you have a big family, if you have grown up kids and want to reclaim control of YOUR remote, if you have an elderly relative who you want to care for in your own home, if you want to live with a bunch of student mates while you all study at Southampton Uni. If you are 4 student nurses Especially if you are student nurses Come and take a look at my house, I think you will like it.

When you said that you was pulling me off, I got quite excited boss. To be honest I feel a little bit disappointed gaffer.

Your Mother. That was not nice, I am sorry.

erm, there's a thought. Can't really say it's effected their results adversely can we... We canna have a bit of a laugh with the West Ham fans I reckon. Is the Markus Flag making an appearance? I would call this match as a 'special' match. Get the flag out Nicola.

Discussing tactics in public means one of two things, it means that you are scared of the opposition or it means you are serious about wanting the opposition to change a winning formula. He is so **** scared that he cannot field a team good enough to beat Saints that he is playing mind games and failing. All a decent manager of a decent team (Top of the CCC for example) has to say about his plans is, we shall just carry on doing what we have been doing. That is like saying' Are you blind, just come and give us a game of football, we do OUR talking on the pitch.'

Don't worry about the interest rates. They are all good at the moment. Not many BTL Interest Mortgages out there though. I would be more than willing to PM you who the best lenders and the best Letting Agents are. Use a Letting Agent first time, You really do want to forget about the managing of it first time, just go away, forget all about the house and most importantly, have a think about what your going to spend that extra couple of hundred quid per month on. It's by no means a lotto win but it don't half change you outlook on life, imagine, I am giving myself a 25% pay rise, payable in hours in which to do whatever the hell I wish. I can, and will, recommend to you the best conveyancer known to man. I am not on commission, but Carol Luckett, Google her name, is brilliant. Never had better and I've had a few.

Don't gamble in the property market. The time is perfect to let your house, please trust me, I know what I am talking about. I am no expert but have owned houses for over 28 years and have had every mortgage product under the sun; BTL, trackers, endowment (ouch, that hurt), repayment, Fixed rate, Variable, ISA, you name it I have had it. With one exception, namely 'Interest Only' (BTL). If you can buy your own house off of yourself, right now, you have 25% equity and you are working, or even if you are on a half decent pension. NOW is the time to get an Interest Only Buy To Let mortgage. You get to try out a new house with a new lifestyle thrown in free of charge, if you don't like it then see it as a 6 month holiday. You'll not only have your mortgage paid, but on those figures I quote above, you will also be making a nice little profit; enough to cut your hours by about 20%. Try that dream job [sic] that you've been wondering about. Spend more time with the missus. Take a punt just don't leave it, those house prices are gonna start creeping up next year. This is the time to see what it's like to semi-retire. 'Semi Retired' How nice does that sound.

'Win a Fridge Full of ******s' Descirbes this forum perfectly.

No Ricky, don't get onto their coaches, get on the buses. Only if you do your Blakey impression boss. Oh ok, "i ate you Cloughie"

Thank you so much vf, indebted.Thanks for the kind offer too um. From your sick bed? What can I say, I am touched. Get well soon.

I'm away atm and not home til tomorrow night. Work all day Tuesday and then a rush to pick some people up en tours to sms. I need some kind soul to get me 1 ticket, anywhere in the ground and hand over about 30 mins before kick off.CASH.Otherwise I'll be listening to Solent on my Todd in the car park.Please.

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Viewwy, I'm just setting off for a 3 + hour drive to Kent, may not be able to answer my phone if you decide to call. I've PM'ed my details and begging letter just in case.

Sean is dead. hth

Pretty please. I oversold the tickets for my group (Hexagon saints Disabled Supporters Group) leaving the volunteer driver (me on this occasion) ticketless. It's v much dependant on getting the tickets though as I am awau for the weekend and don;t return til Monday evening. I simply won;t have time to drive anywahere to collect though as I have a full day Tuesday then scoff a sandwich and out driviung to pick up people. I am gonna be cream crackered. I can PM my mobile if succesful and we can work something out. fingers crossed.

Cheers DJ Mikey, mrs h was grateful but what was the kerfuffle about after the track finished? Your sidekick talks too fast btw. Can you send me details of a contact too please. There's a new group at work who are working on a Hexagon Podcast, it would be an ideal platform for them to use. The people behind the station might want to pay us a visit and use the experience to hone their production skills etc. I would be very grateful if anything came of this as I need to be leaving as many legacies as poss so they never forget the hamster. There are also a couple of budding presenters too who also like the sound of their own voices. ;-) Well done.

Exceelent repleis, cheers. What sort of costs are we talking for 1. initial box + channels and 2. broadband? Don't want a home phone although I understand I may have to pay a standing charge for the internet to access the property via. I hear that Virgin (and others) have a scheme whereby the person referring you get's a bonus, when I get this sorted I'll give my details to the first one who wants to bag the bonus as a thank you.