hamster

Is that monkey sanctuary still in business anyone know? They used to get you to sit in a big room then let the little monkeys in through hatches, very very cool and although some of the monkeys could basically roam free, they never strayed. cant recall exactly where it is as we went about 20 years ago.

Bring back the "Easy, Easy, Easy, Easy" chant with the overhead hand clap. Not so easy with big foam hands though.

It's daylight robbery. Tesco say they cap extra data to £40 when abroad. Cap it at zero imo.My dil had a 390 quid bill after a week.in the states last year, jammy beggar ggot her boss to pay it somehow

Loch Ness Monster Spinnaker Tower........NOT Brighton Pavilion Brighton Pier: These: These: Theses:

Twin Towers: Seen both my teams play at both Wembleys and the old one wins hands down. Like comparing those new Minis to the real one.

A very sexy man, very very sexy.

Spider = spose

White Cliffs of Dover.Churchill, the man.Churchill, the dog.Twin Towers, real Wembley.The FA Cup.Bobby Moore.The Gherkin.And of course, that game that people play where you have to kick a pigs bladder into an onion bag.Spider Rugby should be in there but it wouldn't exist had it not been for football. Damn you Webb-Ellis

I actually want pompey to get promoted, with us of course. I'm sure I am not alone in this either.

a bit?

It's a bit like a loyalty card, they help site owners analise who's visiting their site, how often and what they look at. Data can be used to improve a site and in the main they are harmless.Iirc, they are mostly dormant and very very very small. Someone on here will help you to tweak your browser settings so you don't get too many but way back when, people would have hundreds if not thousands.What browser.are you using?

Mikey, it won't happen again, I've 'had a word' with fat bouncer man. Next time you want to take a pee he will hold your penis as compensation thus negating the need for you to wash your own hands, can't say fairer than that mate. Hope you're not working in Franky and Benji's, I never go in that place.

I've had a torrid time today trying to persuade Reading FC to let me purchase some additional disabled supporter's tickets. That initial batch of 3,000 included just 14 wheelchair user spaces. ADDITIONALLY, the allocation included only 6 ambulant disabled seats. That is just 20 spaces out of the 3,000 for our disabled contingent. I'm not gonna work out the % but it is a paltry allocation, they should be ashamed of themselves, I mean that btw, it is shameful. In the group that I work with we have 8-9 season ticket holders plus 8-10+ 'match by match' members. Due to limitations on the bus we use I had anticipated a bit of a bunfight over who I take but as it stands I have a bus with capacity for 4 wheelchairs and 6/8 seats with just 2 people going on it, we managed to get the last w/c space and another chap is gonna take his chances as to how many steps he has to climb to get to his seats (they couldn't give seat details when we booked them! At this rate the trip is gonna run at quite a loss to the group, which is a shame as they've worked damned hard to get to the stage where they are starting to take the reins and have built up a bit of money to make them a sustainable nfp organisation. I'd factored for 6 or 7 paying passengers and enablers travelling foc (that's the group's policy). ANYWAY, Reading told me that there are an additional 9 (WOW) w/c spaces in the final allocation if saints sell the initial 3,000. Another point here too is that according to the http://www.footballgroundguide.com/reading/#Whats The Ground Like? they have some of the best disabled facilities in the land. Facilities maybe, capacity definitely not. Last season we went to a few away matches and on occasion the host club integrate the wheelchair supporters with their own fans, it works very well in my experience; Griffin Park last season was a brilliant craic in with their lot. Reading's response to that suggestion was a point blank 'no', as it's a "big" game, they are giving priority to their fans (should they crawl out of the woodwork). That's not really a moan, after all they only have 74 spaces to fight over. Rant almost over. My final moan is that for once I am gonna have to pay for my own ****ing ticket, and Matt thinks he has it tough!!!

DRACHMA. hth.

Thanks everybody peeps. Corfu, Acharavi is where they are headed. Lesbos scotty? LOL, you do make me laugh. btw, mrs hamster has shown no signs of lesbian tendencies before, and I've known her since I was 12. As for the Greek waiter's......I'd expect in the current climate they'd rather be receiving a tip than giving one... What's a Greek earn anyway?

Well, apart from set League 1 alight and now the CL..........

scotty, you think they want to make **** with mrs hamster?

How much could that goal be worth if it means Arsenal make it through to the knock out stage? Arsenal fans must be happy with his signature thus far and rightly so. Nice having another ex-Saint to be proud of imo.

Mrs hamster is off to a Greek island with her friend in a couple of weeks for a Shirley Valentine style break. Watching the news just now got me worrying whether it's safe for tourists at the mo. just how volatile is it over there?

I got an angry letter from Screw Fix today. Apparently they aren't a dating agency!!

Is that a young Pete Burns, pre surgery?

BB has/had not only the body, looks and the aura, she has THAT voice. Just read a bit of wiki about her, knew about her animal rights nonsense but never knew she was anti-Islamic with 5 convictions for 'inciting racial hatred' to her name. Only one way to shut someone like her up..... At her best: Her now: Still got 'it' imo, if only i was 30 years older. She was once in a film called 'And God made woman'. Perfect casting.

Guess who's 72 today? She's been at the top of more men's 'lists' in her time than all the others put together, absolute c l a s s

just bagged a saints win on paddypower @ 500/1 coyr's

Hi Fergie. i am not in need of any help with my body nor it's performance but I did visit your site out of curiosity. Please may I offer some advice? The scrolling banner bits move too fast for them reader to take in what they are advertising, additionally the 'GO TO SHOP' link does not work. i would recommend a couple of buttons along the top of the page; Home, About Us, Contact Us, Endorsements etc etc. The main thing I would recomend to you and your partner is to get your hands on the .com site. Your company will need decent 'web presence' and .org simply does not deliver that sufficiently for a mail order outlet. You could employ someone with the skills of Baj to get you to the top of search engine results but the truth of the matter is that .com's get a vast majority of the 'clicks'. Hope you're okay with my feedback, it is meant in a friendly manner. I wish you every success. hamster