adrian lord

It's rather like the Sex Pistols "Anarchy" Tour - more people claim to have been there than the bloody place could possibly hold!!!!

Quite.

Story doesn't make sense. Any steward watching either live or on CCTV would have seen the flask passed around and returned to owner. Owner of flask primary target for removal from seating, search by police, and ejection and any further club or legal consequences. Others involved, OP included secondary priority for removal if resources permit. Demand proof - ie CCTV evidence, and say you thought is was a flask of tea. General Comment: What the **** is this country coming to when you can't have a drink and watch football?

Man U losing 2-1, if all stays like it is the table will make nice viewing.

Anything to do with Di Canio is bound to end in tears.

I would hold up my save in football practice at South Wonston County Primary School, 1978, from a fierce curving drive by Mr Durrell, against your effort.

The premier league has had a low key start this season all-round, no team yet fully up to speed and a strange paucity of goals. 0-0 would be a fine result based on our form lately. Got a feeling the Arse will be a real force again this year. Saints could be a surprise package but it ain't happening at the moment in attack.

I had forgottten how Ipswich were high flyers in the early 80s. Seems incredible now. Totally unfshionable Ipswich, Saints and Watford runners up 4 seasons in a row.

That Eriksen that Spurs bought for only £11.5M looks the bargain of the window, and puts VW and his cost into an uncomfortable context.

On the contrary - the collective, crowd-sourced expertise on here is seen as inspirational and guiding. It's a cornerstone of Poch and NCs revolutionary plan for us.

Yes - against paedophile priests perchance?

No - and they are still not convinced and harbour resentment and a desire to move on to more glamorous clubs. Both signings will be afflicted with the Gaston sickness, and like him, leave quickly and quietly in a window next year.

It's an orchestra without a conductor presently...but is Gaston Sir Brian Rattle????

Crikey. Takes me a month to earn what the average of these lads do in a week. Are they on win bonuses and all that too?

I really can't see how the "boyfriend" song can be seen as anything other than a tired, hackneyed but once very amusing and harmless joke.

Last season we were cavalier and exciting to watch, reminiscent of Keegan era Newcastle. Mopo has made us defensively solid but at the expense of flair and attacking verve. Its not the traditional Southampton, that's for sure.

Our support was enbarrassing.

played like we were on Mogadon - lethargic, leaden and predictable.

Seems to me that decent players start at £20 million.

Mid table dross.

Shocking.

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I can see this petering out to a 0-0.

Handbags

Calling Cork and Ramirez for after the break!