Ah right, sorry. Comedy was never my strong point.
If it helps, I can do a sketch i've been practising where I missed out on tickets for Wembley and I go off on one at the ticket office. I hear that's what tickles people these days.
Ah. Sounds like someone's just misplaced it then...
I'd imagine this is happened to a few people who handed in their postal applications; if you mail them in it would go directly to the place it needs to be, whereas handing it in at the ticket office could lead to some lazy f*cker messing around with it.
Feel for you mate. There are bound to be tons of tickets flying around though.