Saint_clark

You've been rumbled you bin dipper.

Just realised this will likely be Lampards last game in English football, and I can't see City letting him down the way Liverpool did Gerrard.

Nice excuse.

"Could" doesn't mean will.

amazing.

Wow, he's catapulted himself into legend status. Comment above about how this is how a captain should be acting is spot on. I hope he keeps his quality for a good few years yet, i'd love for him to be captain for a long time.

I'm out, he said he had three things to talk about and is still only on the first one.

Sound gone for anyone else?

Wanyama. Good choice Terry.

Paine "This could take a bit of time" oh f*cking hell At least he's got something interesting to say.

"Epitome of what we're trying to achieve"? He's a horrid little boy.

OH MY GOD he started announcing it then went off on another tangent.

I was only kidding, but this is ridiculous now. Jesus. How long before someone tells him to get on with it Harry Reed.

Matt Hale, you're just announcing the winner mate, don't think anyone wanted a speech

Graziano takes the "most time in front of the mirror" award from Jose.

Players player, Jose Fonte. Well deserved.

Hasn't Ward-Prowse been captain for a while now?

It would cost £60million for Benteke and Morgan alone.

Hmm, something about these stats doesn't add up. Does an incomplete pass in own half mean any passes played from your own half? So any goal kicks, long balls up to Pelle that he didn't win would count as incomplete in own half? Still doesn't account for Palaces outrageously high amount of failed throw ins, that still doesn't sound accurate. So yeah, that was the cup game and wouldn't count.

No score yet?

oops, well i think we can all agree he had no chance with that.

I know it would be Davis' 300th appearance but after Gazza put in a decent performance and kept a clean sheet might it be an idea to keep him in?

Love to see him go abroad, and to a title winning CL club as well. Spurs fans are adamant they can sign him.

Oh i see, the tables underneath are cumulative. 861 passes incomplete in our own half though, jesus!

Which players did we have banned for social media misdemeanours?