Saint_clark

I know, didn't realise there were puns going on. I've had a right mare.

Seriously, what was the best he was hoping to happen in that situation?

Actually not a bad shout.

Have to say I was a little surprised by this, whenever anyone had spoken about him on here I thought the consensus was that he'd stalled a bit and hadn't improved much. Doubt we'd sign him up for so long unless we thought he was going to impress though.

How old is your first child now? I'd imagine that would make a big difference in how they react to a newborn in the house (not speaking from experience).

I'm not sure what she's trying to teach us here, but I want a PHD in it.

Right, now I may be going crazy here but I seem to remember something from a couple of years ago. Didn't Gaydamak owe one of the owners who took over after him a lot of money? I'm sure 2 or 3 of the seperate owners were involved before any of them had anything to do with Pompey.

Oh ffs, you paid your fiver again...

Now you mention it, the paint looks brand new.

Alan irvine what's he up to nowadays?

In all honesty they've taken a decent premise and gone the wrong way about it. All this will do in it's current form is increase the gulf in spending power between teams in europe and teams outside.

As above, fair enough for having a go, but trying to fit that into the tune you suggested has given me a headache

I like how they're using the fact they kept Suarez quiet as proof that they will be able to beat us. Pretty sure we did the same?

For some reason I just picture it being Lallana.

I will enjoy any wins after safety is confirmed just as much as those before. Seasons like this (and hopefully those coming up) are the reward for those of us that sat through all the sh*t.

What an idiot.

If davis had crossed for lambert after ramirez backheeled it, and rodriguez had placed his shot a half inch lower than he did in the first half, we'd all be saying what a great game ramirez had with a big part to play in two goals.

We're as likely to go down as Man United.

Disallowed, then given, the disallowed again apparently.

You sound like Niall Quinn...how would it have been deserved if that penalty was given? He got the ball.

They airbrushed the old watch sponsor out of the picture.

Swansea, Stoke, Arsenal for me.

Les Reed.

Said it a bit too quickly, sounded like a standard response to me.

Gtfi