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Of course Alcaraz is coming on 😂 anyone else now cheering for him?

Striker on the pitch, shot on target. We need to study this and figure out what the connection is.

Might as well have given the two kids a chance.

"What a day they're all having" the commentator says, as 6 Everton fans jump around waving scarves and the rest sit there stony faced, arms crossed making zero noise.

What!? Why? He's our fucking top scorer this season what is this ridiculous vendetta against him 😂

For god sake if we're going to just punt it long then get Onuachu on the pitch.

He didn't, he was making a forward run and ended up offside because the pass was delayed too much. 2-0, what the hell was that defending.

Fernandes should have passed it about 3 seconds earlier.

Good job delaying that pass till Wellington was offside, Fernandes. Not as if he was in acres of space the entire time.

We had someone up front who was effective and regularly causing problems for defences, as well as getting goals. Why on earth has Onuachu been frozen out AGAIN?

Why was the announcer acting like Ashley Young's last Everton home appearance is some hugely emotional moment? He's been there for two years. Keep Ferguson off the commentary for fuck sake.

Pep was already calling out to him from a distance away, he instigated it. Not sure whether Henderson said/did something else during the game or to another player after though.

Remember when we got relegated to league one at home to Burnley there was a pitch invasion followed by a protest on the pitch. It's not beyond the realms of possibility people try it.

Last season it was split into 10 interest free payments. It's ridiculous. If you want to split the cost the full price of some tickets has actually gone up, not down.

Nope, I was considering it but not at those prices. Charging people more for needing to split the payment is a piss take as well.

Blimey time is doing a job on me, how could I forget about Jaidi. Those two seasons in league one were so fucking fun.

Thank Christ for that. Don't bother playing anyone the last two games that won't be here next season.

He was so fucking bad in the last game.

I'd say try giving them to a homeless person but the weather's pretty good today they'd probably rather stay out.

This won't solve anything, as someone has already said you're just moving the point of contention.

I beg your pardon!? Jesus Christ.

Might as well start him the rest of the season and see if he has anything about him to lead the line next year (although I'd still have Onuachu as our leading striker next season).

Birtles telling us that we've gone downhill since he played against us in the league cup final for Forest in 1979 was the highlight of the first half. Fucking moron.

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Scouser I work with is so easy to wind up by telling him that this season has proved Klopp was holding them back.