Golden Balls

Do not underestimate the power of social media. Most big companies will use Twitter and Facebook to reach their customers than an actual website.

Went there last summer during a mini US tour of distilleries for work (hard life, I know). Never been somewhere so hot in my life but what an amazing place. Fed and held alligators, amazing music, laid back fun and then of course Bourbon Street. My hotel was right in the middle of it and I don't think I slept for 2 days. Must have spent all over an hour in my room and the rest drinking.....for free.

And still always moaning

Don't forget the fun we've had laughing at our rivals who have gone the opposite way. City going from a mid table club in the shadow of United to Europe, FA Cup, winning the league. They've had a decent few years. Probably feels quite hollow though. Swansea would be up there. Enjoy the ride. It won't last forever.

Ummm....I'd hope we'd rather have £300k than not have it. All adds up.

Go on then.....

I also look forward to this thread being referenced by the usual gang when we lose a game or two. It will be mentioned as if every fan was convinced it would happen.

No to both. Maybe if Everton sell players but I'm not sure they will.

Yep. Not sure why people are still bothering. It's by far the best suggestion, simple, short and completely original.

A bit of persistence and a descents sized group and it'll get going. Pretty catchy.

Rickie Lambert one is the best I can think of. As well as Jose Fonte baby and WTFILN. I'm sure if you go back further there has been more. This one and the new Wanyama one stolen from Celtic are two great chants so would be good to hear on Saturday.

Got to be done. That and the Wanyama one.

Lets hope he finds a house in the New Forest rather than the city and show appreciation from the stands. Could lead to him feeling loved and being a top top player for us. I get the feeling he'll be a bit of a cult hero here.

Any chance of a half naked calendar at Christmas do ya think? Phwoooooooooooor

Well done to all that entered. Entry has now closed. This is our winner! Spread the word and join in on Saturday.

Well this is seriously not helping my productivity at work

How about Billy Sharps song? We probably won't be used again.... Ole ole ole, ole ole ole, Ole ole ole, ole ole ole, Daniel Os-val-do

"They sign Painter, we sign Osvaldoooo, Osvaldoooo..."

Did anyone try this chant at WBA? Away games is where it's got to be done.

What would the last bit be?

Unbelievable transfer window. I think this may spell the end for Ramirez unfortunately. He doesn't fit we'll out wide where Lallana and JRod will be and now he has Osvaldo and Lambert to compete with in a central attacking role.

Player says our fans are "amazing" and like a "12th player". Using Pompey logic, we're now the best fans in the world....ever!!

Thanks for that. In other TalkSport news they just had a reporter from Rome on the phone who confirmed Osvaldo doesn't want to come to us and wants a "more important" team. Spurs it is then.

So should the clubs. If this gets popular, attendances will start to decrease. Especially away fans.

Le God is my hero. Rickie is 2nd.