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Graham Hales ‏@GrahamHales 5m Both #Napoli and #Saintsfc are near the ruins of Pompeii so you can understand why #Damiao is struggling to make his mind up

Yikes, the new wife just spotted the trouser snake in that picture. Donkey songs then

I think CC is getting confused between Dubai and Bahrain. The 30 Grand a night slaps here do get screwed but normally when they find out it's 30k Dirhams not dollars. But those Bahrainis.. Been weird ever since they got the first Grand Prix in the ME and then forgot to sell beer at it.

Don't think porno cakes are working.

OOOH now THAT's a ripper of an idea CC TMS match day threads next season. Damn I'll have to get tapatalkadingdong redownloaded on my phone thingy so can post from the Beach (and share the Bewbs with the @dubaisaints massive)

Never in doubt

http://www.espncricinfo.com/the-ashes-2013/engine/current/match/566932.html

There's nothing about Osvaldo on TMS so this can't be a real rumour

I think a vote of thanks to Les Bleu's is needed, everything turned round with Jan Van de Velde making an appearance

Or the most obvious and bestest cultest ever, Joss Wheedon's Firefly

Well, it's about time they tried to promote the new home shirt properly By getting a photoshoot with Lucy Pinder nearly wearing it

Very good day to lose the toss with that cloud cover methinks But too many loose shots by England batsmen.

Well, here we go. Can we get through to lunch without a disaster?

Just wanted to stop by and say Ramadan Kareem everyone.

Actually that also works both ways, confusing Belgians with French & Vice Versa.

Hmm Overcast Conditions, Trent Bridge wicket been under covers for two days.... vs Hmm would not fancy batting last on a trent bridge wicket that has been under covers for two days in case it starts to deteriorate too soon. Bloody work Websense, You Tube banned, gonna have to rely on Cricinfo until my big boss from Europe deems it time to go home.......

Oh this one is easy. Just walk up to Jan van de Velde and say British Open, 1999, Water. Simples

Defiance update (yes I know you lot are ahead but this is for the downloaders) The 1st Pilot was sort of meh but had the possibility of a story being told that was worth giving time to. Episode 2 went straight for the throat with conspiracies, Evil overwhelming Army invading & love interest. To be fair, the CGI still looks a bit wonky, the scheming "baddies" can't make their minds up whether they are from Game of Thrones S1, Rumplestiltskin from Once upon a time or Elves from Lord of The Rings. There's a good glimpse of the curve of a pair of Bewbs, but it won't get TMS interested yet. All in all MoG still worth a catch up, but I am getting the feeling that some of the supporting actors may just not be good enough to carry the characters & eventually that & the not quite good enough CGI & lack of Bewbs will see it hang at the end of the first season and go the way of many other US Series...

Ah so that's why he is so weird. Must be hell going through life having feet that big and having a doggie sized willy to match.

Hmmmm. The Bear needs to get into the games. But how does he get to SMS in the first place? Does he start hitch hiking on a Wednesday to get there on Saturday? But hang on, as NC is without a doubt a history killer perhaps TMS could get together and send him a "Clever Marketing Idea" Let's face it, Sammy Saint has been around for a long time now, also, we ain't going to the dogs anymore now that Rupe's and the Execs & the Wilde Boys have gone. We are a new Saints with our future ahead of us instead of being burdened by history. Perhaps we can swap Sammy for a snarling dribbling Bear. We know we can get Bowers to coach Bearsy in running skills, plus he'd get to see the games and maybe just maybe he could afford to get a round in

Thank God The new SFC don't have a PR team that troll the forums and try to drive opinion.. Oh

What is most sickening about this whole sorry mess is that Gazza is ill and is not getting the help he needs. Also it is now obvious that this will only end one way. At which point we will have pages of sanctimonious drivel in the press and hundreds of experts trotted out on TV News shows to explain it all. Which begs the question why can't these people help him NOW. FFS the Tabloids have sold enough papers because of of him over the years. Perhaps it's time for them to step up. IF he truly can't be treated, then in years to come he could unfortunately become a cause celebre for Euthanasia. FFS didn't ANYONE read the Bible? He was an English Hero FFS. YOU ALL NEED TO HELP HIM. What an utter total tragedy this all is

Phew thank fook I never tweet anything now Mr H follows me...... Oh and FWIW I happen to agree with the rant from VW about women don't need to dress like - well whatever they think a 5 sizes too small vest looks like these days - to attract blokes.

Very pleased for them tonight, finally winning a game at their real level

Brilliant Tokes. Solves all the problems of getting a beer in the concourse as well Our new VW signing