dubai_phil

Yeah let's give the fans what they want. Sign Grant Holt

Shhh that's too obvious

Nope, don't see a Mustard link in that one

That's it, at last, The Northam can do a full on Bollywood dance routine that will certainly be more original than the shirt or the Posnan

Davis/JWP/Guly as the AM and move Morgan forwards HTH

I miss the days when Pilchards could climb trees. I think that it had us all longing for the days before elf & safety took over the lounge and when we were Saintandy's age and we could still climb trees.

Sadly, it might be too much for Bearsy though when his renewal time comes around again

So those are the odds for UEFA Cup Place? Relegation? Just wondering lilke

Asks the man who did not watch the Documentary about him or listen to the comments made about him on Sky after the event. Not your fault being out of beeb range but careful with clichés now. Murray is the new star of deadpan dry comedy, Blighty finally understand him so these comments now look as stereotyped as Alex Salmond looked stupid yesterday trying to wave the Saltire

You see THIS is the problem with this forum nowadays. Too many people post who have common sense. As a result it's impossible to see the wood for the trees anymore and distinguish between wind ups, trolling and general irreverence. Ban the sensibles I say.

Or of course he could have been on the prowl with Bearsy who'd know all the discount places to go

We have one better But that doesn't change the fact that he REALLY is still a Bed Wetting Fanny, and you should hear the bollix he spouts after 4 pints of London Pride or OSH. Makes me sound intelligible

That author needs to learn how to use XE Currency Converter

I much preferred this place when the background was Tellytubby style rainbows and fluffy clouds. I thought it was so state of the art that Grantyy managed to get everyone a Virtual Chocolate Fountain when we first paid our subscriptions. For the newbies, ART used to make reasoned logical posts, people could understand my posts and Tokes & Bearsy were still sharing a pram together in the park (Bearsy couldn't afford his own even back then) It was so long ago that Turkish didn't have his name on the back of his shirt and there were no Saints in Glasgow. Oh and of course TMS threads were all about Samantha Fox and Jilly Johnson, and of course Tim was still going down the Soul Cellar with his mates on Friday nights

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357252/Stripped-easels-Weird-wacky-displays-art-humans-international-bodypainting-festival.html There you go Bearsy My apologies, I should have realised that you don't have the wherewithall to subscribe to two threads at once these days Is Tokes back from his Royal Box blag at Wimbledon yet? Looking forward to his stories.

Aw shucks OK I'll move it to a thread Bearsy can afford then

Yeah to be fair I could have saved a pic then uploaded it to tinypics or whatever then put it direct. BUt I was at work and it sets off all the alarms if I try and do any uploading from work. Could have done it now but Mrs DP is downloading Dr Who and I'm lucky to have this much bandwidth

I'm depressed. For the first time in my life I get to post nips on TMS, get past the innernet police down here and avoid any interfractions. And nobody notices. I'm off to read the "I always liked Andy Murray" dross on FB & Twitter

From twitter Djokovic just didn't want to dance with the French girl. @JohnInverdale

Helluva a day to give up glue sniffing.........

yup they compared it to a PL midfielder running blah blah blah...

Well I don't watch Tennis that often, but I'm exhausted watching that 1st set let alone the players... All together now C'mon Andy!

Yep. Close the thread and pray we don't sign him or we'll have I told you so's all the way through until next May. Don't sign him and he goes somewhere else and is a success and we'll have I told you so's all season...........

Ooh, now that is unusual. I can contribute to a thread about boobs without incurring the wrath of our censors http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2357252/Stripped-easels-Weird-wacky-displays-art-humans-international-bodypainting-festival.html