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No not our transfer policy. The players Jordan Sibley ‏@jordansibley 40m Walking on fire is definitely one of the craziest things I have had to cover. Here is @Luke_shaw3 giving it a go... pic.twitter.com/0rUHGymL5L Lights blue touch paper and says Is this wise?

Think it's in Commodore C64

Wow he really got laid

That cannot be a real web site...... Still has last season's kit on it for us.

Wow this one got past the Proxy Police down here

Looks like he's changing tactics & has had a shave before heading out tonight

Totally agree with that, everyone got caught up in the Finn/Bresnan argument Bairstow has potential but not sure he is mentally ready for the fact that England need big LONG knocks from him. Need someone to hand around at the top of the order

Oh God, he'll be insufferable when he gets back. A 2 page TMS thread is a rarity in itself, but about The Bear? OK guys you have another 10 days to keep it up

Jeez for once that is looking like a golf course I wouldn't want to play on (in today's conditions that is!) Afternoon guys clinging on to be +1 will be a good score out there. Lois retired hurt so one bet down already And Rory, see what happens when you ditch Dubai (Jumeira) - Karma comes back to bite you. Oh and give the sh@gging a rest and practice your golf for a while. (Oh and loved watching my mate FAIL and see the ball come back behind him into the krud. Reminded me of me)

Just in Video highlights footage from his big nights out this week

Thank God I'm too old to go to Ibiza

ditto. Thinking back, don't we always play krap when The Queen comes to watch?

Essex HTH

PHWOAR! That's the most I've been turned on this week since seeing a picture of Rory's new Pear Shaped Driver on the 1st Tee

One thing it ain't is Arsenil. It's such a bad red it looks almost Orange in the pics on here & Twitter. Are we Blackpool in disguise?

Damn I thought this was gonna be a big TMS expose of old Saggy Chops

Al Jazeera have NO customer service and finding information and details about their games on their atrocious web site is always a game of chance. They are atcually FAR worse than Abu Dhabi Sports in that regard. How this will affect their Studio team is another issue. For CL & England games they used a studio in London & had Gary Lineker as host with the usual suspects pundits & fit chicks with famous Dads like Ms Dalgleish... Rumours are that they will get Richard Keys & Andy Grey back for the 3 years for the one "Studio" match each weekend. The Smartcards have been US$100 a year down here someone's making good money on EBay (Eric - I have a cunning plan!) Now that they have a monopoly of football down here PLUS they paid a lot for it I expect that will rise. Al Jaz are Qatari, so they HAD to win this deal as part of their whole World Cup credibility (there is NO way that is gonna be played in the summer down here it is BONKERS hot ATM) Oh and if you DO get a card you may find it hard to renew it. Christ I'm in Dubai and spent about 4 hours on hold to their Callcentre when I had their service for the WC. Trying to watch Al Jiz down here with a box geared for our Entertainment provider OSN is a nightmare of Juddervision, and the Cable guys Du & Etisalat often do not have ALL the Sport Channels (They often had ADTV games on the Discovery Channel or Nat Geo Wild which is of course extra money) Ho Hum, I expect they will announce the card fees in the coming week or so, any info will go on @dubaisaints Twitter feed and Dubai Saints FB page as soon as we get it.

Oh well, only a year to wait for one I can hopefully buy.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2367354/Llagostera-1-Southampton-2-Match-report--Jay-Rodriguez-target-Saints-begin-pre-season-close-victory.html 'kin hell. Our pre-season warm up matches now get more Press coverage than our League matches when we were down in L1. How the world has changed

Great pic. Shame about the shirts.......

Strewth, what a day, it's like being in Dreamland. There must be what at least 6 threads on here now about Golf, including like 4 on the mongbored. I can't BELIEVE it, been so busy fending off calls from our first team for Golf tips (Did I ever mention how I gave Charl Schwartzel a golf tip and told him he'd win a Major? (He damned well did as well) Anyway, sorry I was so busy I didn't keep track of my PM's from my spies - anyway apparently he's been rumbled & his pulling plans have gone to rat sh1t

Bloody hell Travel all that way to watch the Reserves #mustbegutted

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Ole!