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Kids these days just don't know what they are missing eh. OK so those people who were not brought up in Glasgow found them pretty damned unbelievable. I mean Salisbury didn't get that up to date until, ooh let me think, at least last week.

I would like to comment on this thread but due to Cultural Differences incurred by our blanket Proxy server I am concerned that I may be accused of Trolling by Turkish again. Dear Turks, can you try and send a definition of what is not trolling on this thread as it seems TMS invisimod has slightly less strict criteria than our own Etisalat. I fear that two accusations of trolling inside 24 hours could start me on an Alpinesque sized downward spiral. In fact belay that request Turks, I think I need to go sit outside an airport for a bit to regain my sanity

Two factors here. How many points did we earn in our first 8 games compared to the rest of the season? Our start was horrific but then when Boruc/Cork et al settled in to the team we made it to within 5 points of 10th.... So to be in the same place this season we either have to play WORSE than for most of last year OR have another dreadful start. Simply cannot see that happening. Yes ALL PL teams have spent their new TV money to improve, but SO FAR we still have available the same squad as last year who did a damned good job, All the others around us are relying on bedding in new players or managers that doesn't always work out (Clearly we WILL bed in new players but IF they are rubbish/don't settle we still did OK with Jos & Maya at the back....) IMHO a top half finish is not "realistic" it has to be expected simply from our form and style of play from the middle of last year.

He is well known on Solent from tweets & texts over the years (Have to be so careful what you say on Social Media these days)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2374671/NASA-scientists-begin-warp-speed-experiments-change-Star-Treks-science-fiction-fact.html Hmm 40 years ago, automatic sliding doors and talking on a Communicator were ridiculous ideas.... Oh and Defiance? Easy watching, and compared with some of the new attempts from the US it would class as great TV Sci-Fi is the verdict from everyone down here now. Not saying that there is much competition these days though

The Kit was sent by truck. There, that's the extent of my ITKness from Twitter last night and it will be naff all help Just a thought though, they may be more concerned about getting straight out and onto the bus, possibly even being Shengen & private the bus may go straight out to the plane, have seen that happen at an event before

Yeah. If it rains for 4 days between now & the end of the tour

Those worked for me

What about Baby Names. Any news there?

WTF? So there is a Royal Baby and yet currently 3rd in Trending on Twitter in UK is Saints........

Take the money now. It's clear we have some fantastic striking options now even without a big name signing. certainly should cash in. Guly & Boruc up front with Gazza coming off the bench, just has goals for fun written all over it.

Nah, it's Ramadan. So had to wear a Burka. Snapper said it improved my looks

If the Royal Baby was an Aussie it'd would have been out hours ago. And probably reviewed the decision

Ah ha. So THAT was how the Marketing Dept told NC they would shift all those new Home shirts #theywon'tknowanydifferent

But we have Guly & Mayuka ..............

It's nothing to do with Journalism, it's about NA being a knob and scoring points back at Saints (Which is a FAR more likely scenario than SRL leaving)

The same way Arsenil set the price for AOC is that?

That went well then Alex Goring Crook ‏@alex_crook 8m #afcb fans who paid £60 a ticket streaming for the exits after sixth #realmadrid goal

Nah that was yesterday But there was a lengthy conversation about Saints which included several, why you stay at the krap club when you could live here jibes between said players and a Saints supporting taxi driver this afternoon. I was just practicing for a new career as a Daily Fail journo, (yeah I know I'd fail in that, there was an element of truth in my original tale) You got me, but my mate is still laughing about it now & still txting the world bless him

Woo Hoo! I am ITK! I can confirm that this afternoon, a person representing Saints held a lengthy conversation with a top CL level striker AND a top rated wide player. The conversation was around them finding greater career satisfaction by joining our project at an early stage. Both players were extremely interested in the project, appeared to be highly knowledgeable on Saints FC and how it is Happening and they were both distressed when circumstances cut short the discussions when Ozil & Ronaldo had to get out the taxi at Dean Court. Get on the phone NC! They didn't say NO! (As relayed to me by the bloke who washes the cars at the Cement Works by SMS)

So, apart from the appearance money Real have taken over an entire hotel Private plane into Bompey Airport (get down their quick if you want autographs after the game oh and there is apparently a big Southampton Banner just by the airport) Alleged cost is aro 1mil and aro 650k back in sales and merchandise Makes it a 350k Marketing Exercise Or a nice tax write off

Holy krap, the mainbored has a more Ghey thread than TMS. No wonder this place is going to the dogs

Oh and CC sorry I was late. I was actually out in the middle of the Desert doing a photo shoot for some tinpot Polish Magazine, Czesc or the local equivalent apparently

Oh Lord CC you've done it now. You've offended Mrs D_P. Lee is her official best boyfriend (Eric is her official boyfriend btw) So, Lee. Look at Videos of him 8 or 10 years ago he was worse. He was permanently on the lash with Darren & Poults. In 2002 none of the 3 of them could even walk at the end of the Desert Classic. Lee went down to about number 160 in the world. Well, anyways he got his act back together and went down the gym. He actually made it back to #1 in the world in 2010 But, and here's the rub, as you can see in this EXCLUSIVE TMS photo (all image rights are ours btw) Lee in January 2010 was ALSO a Fat Bastard. Look, I'll critique anyone who supports Forest or is fat, but he is a good bloke and does pay for his round when it's his shout so