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Hold me in your arms. FACT! You know he had 7 original Albums? 10 Compilation albums? & 2 remix albums. He was great in concert the other week, on a big tour worldwide, heading your way soon )

Dude after the long brunch & gig tonight, EVERYTHING's gone. Only TSW member who will understand is Zane Lowe's biggest fan - EoA

Oh, just a point. Discussed at length with all the lads crammed on the bus outta the gig I was disappointed with The Stone Roses. It was a good gig BUT I thought it would be a once in a lifetime moment, instead it was a good night out. Most of the lads felt the same about it. Enjoyed it, glad they went and would go again. However, EVERYONE of them agreed that tonight they got that "Moment" from Ashcroft. He's getting a band together and touring properly next year with a new album he's working on. He said he's coming back here, on his way round the World, but somehow, I wonder if it will be the same?

Wow, you got some busy weeks ahead. Luckily it all goes teenybop here now so can rest up (Bruno Mars & Bieber ain't on my radar!) So Ashcroft unplugged? They had some dumb bear rule that no cans or bottles were allowed near the stage - so we finished our tinnies and got past the checkpoint to find? A bar selling pints in plastic glasses Wooo (Like I needed any more!) And woosh for the 1st time since about 1978 I found ourselves dead centre and like 0 people back from the stage. He had two mikes set up (one obviously with loads of reverb & computers & one normal, wore his dopey hat (but DID take his shades off half way through, and played his guitar. Wonderfully, Stunningly, Stupendously. Here was a Singer Songwriter geezer with a guitar just playing his music, with such a tone in his voice and passion and emotion. All the album was there, he tried a new song and said this is sh1t it ain't working so stopped. He came up to the crowd asked us what we wanted to hear next, and simply held 8,000 people in the palm of his hand for a magical hour. Lucky man got the sing a long going, The Drugs don't work made every hair stand up and Bittersweet Symphony? Christ they must have heard us in Abu Dhabi. He isn't worth seeing on his own, he had his magical songwriting moments all those years ago, but tonight for an hour, truly one of the best Musical moments me or FMDP have had (apart from The Eagles last year of course). Noel Gallagher was then 30 mins late (Are you Bieber in Disguise didn't go down too well). He played his new stuff, couldn't be arsed to interact with the audience at all and murdered Wonderwall by doing a not really unplugged mess around with the melody in the middle of it all. OK so he sounds Oasis"ish" maybe because of the drums more than his weak vocals, but he was as much a let down as Ashcroft was a success. To use an American Idolism, Ashcroft knocked it outta the park tonight. Noel? Dude, you gotta work on your song choices... Pics 2mro got some crackers

WTF? Oh krap, I'm still alive. That's gonna hurt in the morning. Welcome on board capitals. What's your Golf Handicap?

So does 8 pints of Kilkenny

Oh yeah

Yeah on da left Worried we ain't close enuff for Ashcroft tho

no, I ain't had no beers. No siree

Sad to report she doesn't read TMS so she knew what day it was yday. Worst line in the world followed - why didn't you come here yesterday for our Steak night promotion.... FMDP them kneed me in the ouch b4 I could reply

This, he is quality. He is getting better but needs to start lasting more than 60 mins

I'm at an all u can eat + 5 pints brunch for only 18 quid food is superb My waitress is a fiteh brunette from Russia. She just delivered me a steak. Her name is Bona. Is this a sign?

And stop deflecting Tokes. If you and that dumb bear hadn't gone off and got all high and mighty playing on the mongboard yesterday you'd have had more time to do your proper jobs. Anyway, Sod you lot. I'm off for a quick round of Golf with Noel Gallagher before having a sing-a-long to our Mittel European poster's theme tune with Rickie

daughter

He was on nights playing with his Airfix Models

Goddamn this thread and TMS. Total distraction by them and The Trolls yesterday. And where were our resident Muppets? They should be BANNED for a week for not reminding us..... This is the reason we NEED a pedant on this forum who remembers every little important micro detail about life, the Universe and Saints. At least I had a steak for dinner yesterday. http://m.urbandictionary.com/#define?term=Steak%20and%20Blowjob%20Day

http://www.citycrabnyc.com/ Near Union Square E19th St. IF you like Seafood then this is one of the best I have been to Alaskan Crab Claws & Mixed Oyster platters & Grilled Sea Bass, but be early no reservations last time I went Oh and Century 21 every time

Genuinely think he is prime candidate for our Player of the Season as well. SRL needs a few goals in the run in to pip Boruc for 2nd as well IF the madman keeps improving

By just about every Opta Stat let alone our own opinions. In fact according to Opta he is the best CM in EUROPE let alone with us

Right, enough of all the noncy get shredded gigs. Tomorrow is one where all this talk of getting older, is bringing me down my love. Richard Ashcroft Acoustic Set. Having seen The Verve do the full on Glasto Headline I am Sooooooo up for this tomorrow, seeing the classics just sung.

It's because Eric & I once had a beer with Whitey and he now understands the power of Karaoke

New brooms, new players, new ownership, new dreams, new Chairman. But for me your last sentence has summed up this season. New is good, change is good, and dreams are important. BUT they must always be built on experience. That experience of what it used to be like is what we truly needed this year. That understanding that The Southampton Way will work, but ONLY when we have earnt the right on AND off the pitch but MOST importantly in the Stands. The fans know what is required in the next matches. Time for them to stand up and lead the players across the line

OK so as promised. Mechanics of a Golf Swing..... So forget the jokes about having a good grip. In a swing with a Driver you are looking for a good shoulder rotation and Clubhead speed/acceleration through the point of impact. Now, take young Natalie. She takes the club back and holds it in a position where she is basically looking down her left shoulder at the ball on the Tee (stay with me here). The downswing starts with a movement of the right hip, the club swings reaching a speed around 90/120mph at impact with the ball. Now, at impact she is (obviously standing in a normal everything straight position (although her bum does arch out in a 50 shades manner) But then AFTER contact, her hips continue to rotate from Right to left forcing her whole body weight through the ball and beyond into a perfectly poised follow through where her chest is now pointing directly in the direction of the flight of the ball. Fortunately for us Golf fans (but not for the elder spectators), momentum and gravity continue to take a toll on certain parts of her upper torso. ie her Bewbs. Which, not to put too fine a point on them, continue their trajectory to the left with her rotation, reach their limit and then return back and beyond the central position. In fact on one 290 yard drive on a Par 5 her t1ts wobbled for AT LEAST 45 seconds after she hit the golf ball. Yes you can argue about Jonhy Wilkinson's World Cup Winning Kick, Coming to the last at Aintree, Sir Geoff's hat trick or an SRL/MLT penalty. But, I 4-1 would argue that there is no finer sight in world sport than Maria/Natalie's follow through wobble... (Oh IF you prefer a bit more meat on the bones the Christina Kim would actually induce cardiac arrest in any male apart from our resident trolls) Tomorrow, IF I don't get too shredded at the Noel Gallagher/Richard Ashcroft Karaoke night I will move onto the subject of legs on Lady Golfers Oh, imagine this in slo-mo and you'll see where I am coming from with regard to Miss Kim