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Hmmm Keane just got added to the Undercard of the Florence & The Machine Beach gig. Bugger, think that means Eric & I will be going after all. They were here bout 4/5 years ago excellent live band Meanwhile crammed into an already hectic schedule Michael Learns to Rock just got added. Yeah triffick, whatever, think I have an evening booked playing Solitaire that evening

Oh yeah. Loved it. Helluva a shame that Nathan Fillion ended up being stuck in Castle while Josh Wheedon went from strength to strength

Oh thank God for that. I can pack the Cigars for Saturday then lads. Let's face it, was really worried about the game Saturday, but thank fook he predicted a loss. #chillednownoproblemsaturday

And of course, all Sartorial elegance of course, the fashionmeister Turks was there And no, there's some clues in the pics, it wasn't Hamburger

Duh, of course you've been there. You went with Bearsy

As promised from an old S4E bash. Eric & Sue stocking up on the party games

I'm just shocked that someone randomly managed to take a snap of me at the Sydney Mardi Gras a few years ago. Which is where I also randomly managed to take some pics of the lads . Will dig out the old back up drive and see if I can find them when I get home from work later

Where did everyone hide that Stalker Thread?

Marseilles away. The Under West Stand Blue Rinse Ladies standing toe to toe with their Ultras & beating 7 bells of Krap out of them

Did someone mention Tiger?

Oh Gawd. The thought of taking you lot down to Barasti to watch the bikinis oops sorry Match, then off to Ravi's for a curry before hitting The Seaview & Rock Bottom has just made me decide to let Eric do that. I think I'm at the same event as Toke's that night

That was so written by Yoda

Oh how there is Irony in that IF anyone can think back to the old conspiracy theory days before Admin.. Out of the Fry pan into the..........

Ryanair's Micheal O'Leary arrives in a hotel in Dublin, he goes to the bar and asks for a pint of draught Guinness. The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O'Leary." Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money. "Well, we try to stay ahead of the competition", said the barman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday evening from 6 until 8. We have the cheapest beer in Ireland" "That is remarkable value" Michael comments "I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be 3 euro please. O'Leary scowled, but paid up. He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra 2 euro. - You could have pre-book the seat, and it would have only cost you a Euro." "I think you may to be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please" Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame". "I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of €4.00 for your seat sir" O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another 3 euro." O'Leary was so annoyed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager". "Ah, I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be 2 euro please." O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?" "Of course I do Mr. O'Leary," "I've had enough, What sort of Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!" "Here is his E mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9 and 9.10 every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only 10 cent per second" "I will never use this bar again "OK sir, but remember, we are the only hotel in Ireland selling pints for one Euro

Wow, that was quick? You lot turned it into a Reality TV series already? Jeez I know I read that your media is pretty tasteless at times but.......

1) It wasn't actually a Penalty 2) We were playing a top 4 team, they are always given 3) Perhaps Thank God that we had a late Referee change

Every single one of us in the Pub (inc the Spuds & Gooners) had 's and a "How the hell did we get away with that" moment. (Glad to hear your flight is booked PP see you in Burger King in a couple of weeks, gonna be MASSIVE)

Oh, sorry, I was so caught up with the Bewbs in GoT (having just watched on catch up TV) I clearly forgot to name Turks & Tokes as my Stalkers. (HOW did that Dark Watch bloke not cut the head off the minion who interrupted him JUST as he was about to remove her pamties with his teeth. Hell I think every true blooded male (& Bearsy) would have killed the messenger and carried on....)

Personally, I find it amazing that I have two stalkers. And they are SO totally dedicated to their cause. They must read every single post I make, which, even I will admit, must take a hell of a lot of patience. The only reason I can possibly think of is that they are such huge fans of Golf they simply have to read every one just in case I slide the "What happened when I had Dinner with Phil Mickelson" story and they are scared of missing it.

Can't we wait until 2:45 your time Saturday afternoon?

NA should have waited a week...

Ah, so Clarkson is right after all? http://www.nature.com/ngeo/journal/vaop/ncurrent/full/ngeo1767.html Or is he? OK so Climate change causes the Antarctic Ice to Melt which then causes the Antarctic Sea Ice to expand which then reduces the impact of Climate Change and causes global cooling. I think Or have Scientists just discovered Gaia? Over to you professionals (No I'm not a geek, they just mentioned this on BBC World News)

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Love how they announce that on 1st April. In keeping with everything else from down that way

Hot damn that's GREAT news. Better pack the Cigars again, just in case!