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And we start off with David Pleat as our expert Opening Ceremony Summriser.... 14.3% of the Amazon Rainforest is now protected. Thanks Dave

OK so 2 minutes to go before the BIG debate (JLo? Would You?) As so many different 'taters round the world have already spoken hours of krap, thought we should have our own TMS 4 week long Repository of Coleman Balls and just sheer Nonsense. So I'll start JLo's bum is perfect. Pitbull & Co will not Lip Sync, no siree. Over to y'all Extras Votes in the MVP stakes for the best with any actually links/gifs/etc

Sweepstake on when the combined New Manager Thread posts will overtake PTS?

It also means that we can all go down the Beach and have a Full Moon Party to celebrate

I know he seems to be getting too big for his boots, but is Adrian REALLY taking on the Aussies all on his own? #newfoundrespectforthetwok

1) Argies 2) Croatia 3) QF's

Damn, what's the current TSW shorthand for sneer. Or should it be a deluded? Or perhaps just a

It is of course, no conicidence that the OS Twitter team have been quite active this morning mentioning New Kit news, responding to questions about Pre-Season Freindlies...

Perfect. Meanwhile JRod wants TT BBC Solent Sport ‏@solentsport 35m #Saintsfc striker Jay Rodriguez on Mauricio Pochettino: "I think he's a great manager and to have someone like him again would be brilliant"

So it will HAVE to be RoKo & RK then

Of course it was. Why else would RK have flown to Miami if it wasn't to tell our lads who the next manager was going to be. Well, apart from Airmiles, a Miami Sound Machine Concert, Round of Golf at Doral, trip to the Outlet Mall up the road near Fort Lauderdale, Couple of pints of Sam Adams, a Chilli Dog.................

Heidi Blake ‏@heidiblakeST 3h Sources say Garcia will report in Autumn that all bidding nations broke rules to lesser/greater extent & none will be singled out #FifaFiles Think that demands an

D_P Shoots. The Kraken Scores. Epic post

Southampton FC ‏@SouthamptonFC 3m FEATURE: Read the story of Charles Miller, the former #SaintsFC player who took association football to Brazil – http://sfcne.ws/CharlesMiller Somebody else getting in on the act.

Liverpool have X million in transfer budget from being in the CL. The PROBLEM they have is that they need to sign players to COMPETE in the CL, BUT they will not get any MONEY to pay for then until over the course of NEXT season. Hence they are trying to rip everyone off with add ons. #cashflowproblems

Can't we just get Liverpool to buy the shirt and save the cost of an Auction?

Consider yourself VERY VERY lucky. We have 7Days and The National and Gulf News. At least you get to read papers that contain POLITICAL OPINIONS

Surprised nobody posted this Rannald Koeman ‏@crstig 1h Bored of reading negative #saintsfc news? How about negative fantasy? What If. Reflections of a pessimist Part Two:- http://georgeweahscousin.com/2014/06/11/what-if-part-two/ …

Anyone remember the legend that was Corpy & his deluded new Manager/Signings promises on here.... Getting very worried that he has infiltrated all our more established users and is now inhabiting the Main Board on here and placing 5 quid bets on our new manager then ROFL'ing at our delusions... #worried

Italy? Pescara on Ryanair, rent a car and a villa or better still Agri Tourisme. We found an apartment on a farm surrounded by Vinyards where they delivered a home made bottle of Wine when you emptied one (free) had an amazing Pizza night and cost around 50 quid a night You have the Vinyards of Montepulciano de Abruzzo, small hilltop towns like Citta St Angelo, wonderful scenery and deserted ruined villages, much cheaper than Rome and off the beaten track. Munich? Unless your wife likes beer & Museums and can only eat Pork.... Also even the most basic B&B can cost what seems to be a fortune. I of course love it there.

Yes. One of my sources says it is Mancini. One of my Sources says it is Tuchel. One of my sources says it is Clement. One of my sources says it is Richie Barker Up Yours fark off scummer. Worringly, my Taxi Driver mate is VERY quiet this week. And also, GS has been banned

Good points well made. Unless we have better players ready to come in and need the money to move to the next level.

As fellow nutjobs will no doubt be aware, it is REALLY difficult & dangerous to get all excited and comment on something like this. Too many memories of the Maradona, Riquelme and other insane ideas that the phew sprayed around back in their one day in the sun

Hmmm..... Mancini rumours..... Galatasary....... OK that's a fair swap then, SRL for Drogba

pic? earlobes? source?