dubai_phil

He won't, chill Stanley

We don't need to stoop to their level with badly made up songs After all, we already know we are in a different class to them Business Class - all the way back The only down side is I get picked up from home at 2am your time Friday morning - yuk and take off at 5:30. Mind you champoo all the way Champoo - we only drink champoo, we only drink champoo, because the grey team are poo.. Oh sod it time for bed Who needs Fergie & Rafa when you have Nickh & DP?

Still want to know, what are the odds on "Someone who we never heard of" - still

I DON'T BELIEVE IT... Those cheating bstds... I sent them the money through last week to buy up the entire stock of Grey shirts, i even promised the bloke in the taxi a PINT if he pulled it off, and the bl$#$@y Granty goes and finds another lot. My sponsors will be MOST unimpressed they'll think I spent their 200k on Bullfrogs Curses foiled again... (That was 200k Vietnamese Dong BTW not pounds) OK important update, got the Jaegermeister at the hole in the wall today so all being well home team are sorted. Bad news is had a disagreement with our World Class ringer (skateboarding not football that is) who said - you're going out for the night afterwards - in SOUTHAMPTON?? Nah I'll get the train home instead... Still a bit of work to do there but I reckon we'll be fine. Now all I have to do is hope that the club shop have a fat bstd sized track suit left for the warm up. Wonder if I should buy some boots or just use my golf shoes for walking around during the "slightly less cold-up"

Nice idea. A dark suit, white shirt and red tie would make us all feel right posh as we walk in. But if you want to feel like a real footballer then a shell suit, plenty of Bling and of course an Ipod rammed into your ears.... (Think the suits a better idea but not compulsory!)

Jeez a stalker eh? Hope Fry's done a deal by this time next week. Can you imagine the melt down on here when they film the Home team going into SMS all dressed up for the Forum Match... In other news, it seems that DP is leading the 457th consortium to enter into discussions with Fry. A spokesman for the Home Team consortium SteveGrant said "what? I dunno mate, depends on how many fans turn up on the day. We're expecting about 250 so yeah should get around 1250 quid together for the cause" hey, actually IF Sky are stalking SMS maybe we can hijack the camera team and get them to cover the game live....

thanks that makes it clear, so Fulthropples' cousins name is Keegen I can sleep soundly now phew

Stupid rules eh... hm new position, left back in the changing room Still not put one away? you need a night out at Rock Bottom with the local fat chicks and a few bullfrogs

hmm and I thought everyone in the UK was an expert in Poker tactics these days what with it on telly and all that

lol think we should do that (really old) one on one from the 35 yard line that the once upon a time US footie league used to have. Nickh to go first he has 1hr 42 minutes to make his shot The club cannot afford a match ball but if it's a home team player they get double Jaegerbombs

OK so I think I have this now Keegan was having dinner with a property tycoon from the Channel islands who is putting a deal together with Rod Stewart & WGS. So I guess this means Souness will be Finance Director then? Must be something to do with Fullup, which one is a cousin then?

I agree, it's deffo next Friday Griffo/Nickh et al (smart tactical awareness Hammie, never thought of that one!)

You should try the Gulf News or Khaleej Times occassionally You'll be signing up for subscrition to the Grauniad before you know it! (Mind you 7Days is ok for a freebie to read the whingeing expats woes when taking the morning constitutional_

All very likely and possibly true Unless of course Jonah was alluding to the return of Wilde with the SSN Channel Islands consortium aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh

There's a bloke that plays cricket and may know MLT who has probably built a house and has a silly name and is married to someone who likes hockey They are getting together with the Space Telescope Hubble to mount a bid to buy an expensive yacht moored in Monaco that ran aground once Meanwhile SSN discovered that this meant that we had been bought today but it only achieved 4 seconds as an aside in their news round-up. That led to 7 pages of entertainment which has led to TSW being voted the most surreal fans forum in the world, but then SSN & Meridian both read this and so it is now FACT HTH

Close but no cigar http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasser_Al-Rashid anyway that lot are supposed to be buying Derby

OI THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY SECRET! :mad:

It's easy, just let the ball do the work ball work relax breath

Yep I'm sure they'll post the full details nearer the time ticket prices etc Should be the best entertainment of the season at SMS.... Well, at least the funniest

Equally spooky. Just been to the local supermarket. They were playing a Craig David album.... The signs are all there!

Good grief Let's take a step back shall we. Fry has said he is hopeful of some developments today or tomorrow. SSN have been given some names by somebody, if they are late bidders trying to impress Fry and make him delay accepting something from the two due dilligence parties then we have to say it seems to be entirely underwhelming. Fry and his NDA system seems to have been THE single most professional thing that has been done at SMS all this sorry season, so I sincerely doubt that he or his team made any names known. Next up, SSN will be reading some of these posts and saying that Lowe has adaughter called Rebecca who married a cricketer who knows MLT and they have put in a bid to turn the Gasometer at SMS into a "sheltered housing" in order to fund the purchase of Christiano Ronaldo and Robinho next season. We want a professional operation with funds and experience to buy us if at all possible, thankfully, I think the first we will hear about them will be when Fry has a press conference to announce the winning bid

Actually she's a singer from over the pond - not a bad one actually. She quite likes the welcome and hospitality she has had on her couple of trips to see me. Sorry I have been a little quiet the last two days been a bit busy surfing the internet to find a f&^%$%%ing motor car to rent when I get in. What is WRONG with you people? Why you all think it would be cool to rent an eff&^%$^ing car for the Bank Holiday weekend. Couldn't get a cheap rate anywhere. Full price - bstds..... Be warned I don't need anything to get psyched up on the day. I'll just look at the eff#$@^^ing rental car bill

meanwhile, where's my email with all the details?? You guys keep chatting, we're enjoying it. We love that whole "we're gonna do this and this and this stuff" Just remember, I taught Fergie all he knows about psyching out the opposition. You keep it coming dudes ha got the email while typing this!

Correct, they aren't as crafty as this They're far better, otherwise they'd be the ones running the liquidation of Muggins Ponzi Pies Ltd and battling with some dodgy used car dealer about the value of the old Vauxhall Vectra's in the car park

Right. Sorted. Hotel booked Rental car booked, arrangements made to collect our world class CB ringer from the station. Hmm previous football experience.... nope still haven't thought of any although I suppose scoring a late winner in the local Derby against Damerham about 32 years ago may help pad out that A4 page or of course the own goal against Porton Down with two left boots... (thanks mum)