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There's a very discreet agency in Los Angeles that pimps out ex famous stars to rich people. I'll give you odds on Miley Cyrus going for $20,000 a pop in 10 years time.

But its a question of degree. Everybody wants a glimpse of the girl next doors tits. Not everyone wants a gynae hooker shots. One is a long life mass market, one is a short term niche.

People who got famous as kids often really lose the plot as adults - they dont know what 'normal' is. As Norway said - there are better ways of showing people you've grown up.

That makes me Tokes' mum. A quick educational slap round the back of the legs could be tempting.

Irony, hypocrisy and general twa ttishness given your behaviour and posting of nonsense on this thread. Oh and another PM asking me to call him.

I only skim read this thread an hour or so ago and assumed FF must have said something fairly offensive about KL to justify the reaction. If all he said was KL probably wasnt that bothered about the Cup exit - then the clamour in response is pretty pathetic.

It originally said "These are getting worse". However Tokes spent those three minutes mining down in his wit banks to come up with "The impossible has happened, these are getting worse". That was very clever - use of tautology to keep it on topic.

It probably was correct. The question is really about whether the weakened side should have been put out for Hull and players kept fresh for Sunderland. You can argue it both ways.

Whether letting Perez handle the cup matches is lack of interest or something else, its bound to be perceived by the players as downgrading the game.

Turn left for forking out a £120m cheque - or right for a Mercedes minibus, some free watches and a photoshoot on boat.

Quite.

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Its where most of the hedge funds are based - not people you want to be in rent competition with. Farringdon is good for transport links (Thameslink and Crossrail), decent area, reasonable rents.

Just goes to show you never can tell. He never looked the type when wittering on about cricket.

Not actually true is it? Since you put your pm out here, you've helpfully made a precedent which enables me to do the same. "What are you so shy about John? Surely you cant think your image as a hard nosed business man railing against public inefficiency and pointless regulation would be tarnished by disclosure of your history of public grant funding and dissolved companies? How much did C***ag walk away from? Trouble is its all front. You're not unintelligent but for some reason you seem to get vicarious pleasure from shouting your mouth off and putting others down. Try and be a little more measured then you'd avoid people taking against you. Hypocrisy is never attractive. ps You're 60. Its a little old to be dishing out the implied threats of violence." **Company name deleted to protect the precious.

Seems unnecessary to have a London office when all the senior management are based in Southampton (or Switzerland) and the train ride is only 90 minutes.

Good suggestions WG. I'll ask her.

Im not a big Barbara Cartland fan tbh.

Ive always fancied ****ging Amanda Knox.

The trolls have always been around - but used to just be a minor part of the mix along with really funny threads, proper football debate and a wide range of other subjects. A lot of that other stuff has disappeared leaving just the relentlessly dull and repetitive four or five to stand out. You cant imagine the Ted Bates statue thread happening now - it would get trashed before it got off the ground.

Sounds like an adrenalin packed night out to me.

Guided Missile runs the same sort of service on the climate change thread.

You're lucky - he tried to threaten me by PM, that he'd turn up on my doorstep and discuss things personally. When I pointed out he was 60, short and a bit old for that kind of behaviour he went oddly quiet again.

No most of my posts are about me me me. I find people - understandably - prefer it that way. I do associate some adjectives and indeed one particular verb with you though Bletch, so you're in my thoughts.