RedArmy

Hopefully he gets bitten by something very poisonous . Or a tree falls on his head.

Please never have kids. Your DNA should never be passed on, you freak.

All thanks to Powell being sent off in a pre-season friendly with Bournemouth (?)

He played against Liverpool so try again.

As great as Van Dijk clearly was/is, the 2 previous CB's we had were at the top of their game so it wasn't a huge step up at that position. Mane Bertrand Wanyama

Lemina is stealing a living at this club.

Why has Redmond smashed that ball at Ings instead of sliding it in stride to him. Good opportunity wasted.

Never mind not winning the second balls. We're not even in the vicinity.

It's about time little Thierry got himself on the forum banner isn't it? Best cup assister we have ever had.

probably Because they have eyes. All fart and no sh1t.

Hey Bobby, what is the French for va va voom?

Except McCarthy (but it's close) and Big V, we've got our best players all on the pitch at the same time. And a weakened Everton side is dominating us. We are really going to struggle this season.

Buttman talking ******** again? Never!

Almost as difficult as it is for you to understand the game of football

what the **** are you going on about. Idiot.

3 players in the first team on Monday that weren't here last season. Hardly loads.

Must have cut out the bit where he turns around and blames Bertrand

Fans player of the season award acceptance speech. "So Mr Henry, what was the standout moment of your season, in your eyes?" "Erm, well, the run I made at the Burnley back 4 was the highlight for me"

0 goals 0 assists Saintsweb player of the season Mr Nathan Thierry Henry

Sleepwalking

Shambles

That light show was embarrassing. Who's idea was that.

Nutshell

Mane was worth £45m at the time. Les had his pants pulled down, or maybe he pulled them down himself. Who knows.

Wally