RedArmy

Pull the other one.

0.1%

That’s the average from what I’ve just read. 70/30 chance of survival if he avoids being put on a ventilator in the first 24 hours and the opposite if he needs one.

He’ll be lucky to be around to know about it. Recovery rates once you reach critical care aren’t exactly favourable.

Imperial is obviously where Dr Caroline Calderwood is getting her stats from. 1.5% of the population is roughly 1 million and there were 1,000 deaths on the 28th. 1 death = 1,000 cases.

I wasn’t being serious you turd.

Correction. She said probably, not possibly.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uks-deadliest-day-set-easter-21802804.amp?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar&__twitter_impression=true Looks like we’ll be back to normal in a couple of weeks as herd immunity will have been achieved. Dr Catherine Calderwood (CMO for Scotland) said today that for every death there are possibly 1,000 cases. 50,000 deaths = 50,000,000 cases, nearly 80% of the population infected. Time to panic buy sun cream, we’ll be in the pub gardens in no time.

And where has mass testing got them? They’re 3-4 days behind the UK in terms of deaths.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8176909/Health-chiefs-warn-public-stay-home-concerning-INCREASE-road-traffic.html Obviously Public Health England have never heard of a thing called the weekend ffs. Shocking news that road traffic decreased the two days the majority of people didn’t have to go to work and went back to normal on Monday. Thesr are the geniuses that are meant to be helping to keep us safe from the virus?

All well and good in principle but after he originally picks up a “contaminated” item his hand is now potentially contaminated too, but he cleans it and then moves it to the clean side with that dirty hand and has potentially contaminated it again. You need a clean hand and a dirty hand too.

Anyone can get tested if they pay for it.

We are way behind the Italy curve now.

Initially yeah, but you’d imagine they’ll want everyone who wants a test to be able to have one eventually.

Fingers crossed the government have got a contract in place for the antibody tests that means we will definitely get as many as need. Before Trump comes along and buys them all up and pays for them to be the only country to get them.

Probably going to see a couple of spikes because of an increase in getting food supplies around the time of their lockdowns. They had a northern Italy lockdown, a country wide lockdown and then they tightened the rules a couple of days later which might explain the spikes.

Pretty crazy how easily everyone has accepted giving up their civil liberties.

Even the “experts” advising our government were wrong until 7 days ago.

Before we had a single case? Cool story bro.

And they will all blame the government when it’s their family that’s dying. It won’t be their fault.

It hasn’t been 14 days yet, community testing isn’t happening in the UK, and I don’t think “Did you go to Cheltenham?” Is on the list of questions when someone requires hospitalisation.

New conservative. We’re all tories now.

If they’re saying goodbye to their “friends” at the end of a school year, they weren’t actually friends. Friends stay in contact.

It only feels huge at that age because that’s what they’re told. It’s drummed into them for 5 years of secondary school.

Maybe society should stop scaring kids into thinking GCSEs are the most important thing that’ll ever happen in their life. Their worry and concerns should be on the health of vulnerable members of their family.