RedArmy

Maybe society should stop scaring kids into thinking GCSEs are the most important thing that’ll ever happen in their life. Their worry and concerns should be on the health of vulnerable members of their family.

It’s impressive how many people on twitter have good contacts in the military and know that a total lockdown enforced by the army is coming. @sadoldgit, what have your sources heard? Can you confirm?

He’ll be along shortly bashing his keyboard that it’s an outrage they’re waiting another two days and not doing it now.

If only one of SOG’s sauces had told him earlier in the week that the schools would be closing. His keyboard might have suffered less damage.

And twitter

You must have more sources than Heinz.

“Quick the tories are doing good things I need to bash them again”

I wouldn’t be surprised if by the end of the week we are in full lockdown. They’ll introduce it slowly day by day, hence the daily press conferences.

So they don’t have to provide financial support.

Still waiting for sadoldgit to say when we’ve been told to avoid mass gatherings?

When?

It depends if my plumber thinks it’s the gas valve, while every other plumber in the world thinks it’s the PCB. I might go for a second opinion in those circumstances.

But that would also be peak flu season when the NHS is already stretched to its maximum.

Some areas in the USA now that they are finally increasing testing are seeing over a third of all tests come back positive. The USA are the ones trialling herd immunity, not us.

Panic buying over a virus with a 0.05% death rate in this country.

Breaking news 4 hours ago

Where’s MLG when you need him?

First world problems. Oh the humanity.

Instead you’re losing to Peterborough Forever league one.

If only there was a way to review red card challenges, oh wait....

You can get in the bin too

Get in the bin you dopey skate

A very specific scenario in which every person on board was exposed to the virus and repeatedly tested. Your logic only works if 100% of cases are known and recorded, that is clearly not happening, therefore the numbers are flawed. You can’t use all cases that have run their course when you don’t know of all cases, as I already pointed out over 50% of cases on board the diamond princess they did not know they even had it as they showed no symptoms.

Behave The diamond princess is the only real analysis you can do. Less than a quarter of the boat caught it, over half of them didn’t even know they had it. Only 6 have died and they were all over 70.

If ALL cases were known and recorded the death rate would be much closer to the true expected death rate of between 0.1 and 0.5% No country has the capacity to test anywhere close to the level needed for that, hence why the numbers are heavily skewed at the moment with only the very sick getting tested.