trousers

Its all getting a tad tight at the top...

Offside all day long

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There are sacrifices that need to be made in the interests of exposing tinpottery

No. I just quote other people. I'm far too lazy to read books and stuff.

http://www.spiked-online.com/review_of_books/article/the-middle-class-moralism-of-owen-jones/15775#.VNojnmisUrU

Apologies

7.4/10

Yep, now confirmed in the training ground preview video.

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Deep holes need long ladders

So, probably looks like Morgan will be on the bench at best. I've got a hunch Koeman might throw Djuricic in at the deep end, so line up possibly as follows? Forster Clyne - Fonte - Gardos - Yoshida Wanyama - Davis Elia - Djuricic - Mane Pelle Subs: K.Davis, McCarthy, Reed, JWP, Schneiderlin, Tadic, Seager

Koeman says the team may go for a "team building" trip in early March, given the club is out of the #FACup. #saintsfc

@southamptonfc Koeman says @SchneiderlinMo4 is a doubt for tomorrow's game. #saintsfc

Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC Koeman quick to dismiss speculation about him leaving: "There's no reason to be nervous about that. I like to respect my contract. I'm very happy in my job." #saintsfc

@bigadamsport #saintsfc new loan signing Filip Djuricic has his work permit & @RonaldKoeman says he'll be in the squad v #WHUFC

Van Gaal losing the plot might work in our favour.... http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9708552/van-gaal-hits-back-at-allardyce Look out for the Man Utd press officer's face right at the end

**** me.... that takes tinpottery to a whole new level... that's a 'must watch' for nutjobs everywhere

The starting 11 that West Ham have "studied": Forster, Clyne, Fonte, Yoshida (centre back), Bertrand, Reed, Davis, Ward-Prowse, Tadić, Elia, Pellè The probable starting 11 vs West Ham: Forster, Clyne, Fonte, Gardos, Yoshida (left back), Schneiderlin, Wanyama, Davis, Mané, Elia, Pellè So, that's nearly half the team different from the Swansea game. In other words, they've been revising biology before taking a chemistry exam (or some other slightly dodgy Trousers analogy)....

The longer we stay 'under the radar' the better....

# Weekly bestest fans klaxon # http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/awford-after-another-daggers-demolition-1-6569921

West Ham United FC @whufc_official SA: "Out of the injured players Andy Carroll is the only player who might make it, it's touch and go. We'll see how he is tomorrow." SA: "James Tomkins broke his nose on Sunday but he should be available to play." SA: "A win against Southampton would be fantastic but we're taking each game as it comes. If we play like we did on Sunday, we'll do well." SA: "Southampton played on Saturday, they've had an extra day's rest. It's all about our grit and determination that we showed on Sunday."